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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

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I made the mistake of listening to Hamilton while I cleaned the house the other day, and now I can’t stop singing it. This is why I stopped listening to it in the first place. The whole thing is an earworm. It will be WEEKS before I stop.

Or I could listen to it one more time. What can that hurt?

I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can finally enjoy a hobby that isn’t just ‘coping.’

I’d like to have my innie deal with the governmental stress so my outie can stop doomscrolling and start learning the names of trees like a normal person.

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Why is it that when I read this my brain says:
Rage consumes me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don’t know
So let’s go, ‘cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight

Did you know that since the election, calls to Congress have increased by 3,900%?!?! While that’s incredible, we wouldn’t have to use @5calls on a weekly (daily??) basis if we weren’t living in a modern hellscape. 🔥🫠

Did you know that the US has been downgraded to non-democracy around the world? We have also been added to the Civicus Monitor Watchlist. Other countries on this list include Serbia, Pakistan, & the Democratic Republic of Congo. Google how well they’re all doing!

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He doesn’t ask Elon the same thing?

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Guy Fawkes News (@guy_fawkes_news) on Threads 👂”You’re not the president, you need to go away” Out of the mouths of babes. Also, the body language from creamsicle Caligula here, avoiding the kid like he has the plague, tells you so much about t...

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I make the mistake of logging into my mom’s occasionally, and it infuriates me every time.

Guy Fawkes News (@guy_fawkes_news) on Threads 👂”You’re not the president, you need to go away” Out of the mouths of babes. Also, the body language from creamsicle Caligula here, avoiding the kid like he has the plague, tells you so much about t...

Have you seen this? The kid literally tells him he’s not the president and he needs to go away. www.threads.net/@guy_fawkes_...

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8.5”x11” I Choose Violence printables. (612 x 792 resolution). Use some heavy stock paper or send it to a print shop. This will look great on your wall. Just $3 each! High value art for a low price? Heck yes.

Yes! Some prints, too. Nice.

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The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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“They love you for you.” Bro. It’s a robot. It does not experience emotion of any kind.