Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
07.03.2026 23:45
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Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves
this is like
the thesis statement of our times
I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath
"We are freeing Iran from religious fanatics".
A prayer for Trump in the White House.
Picture all of those words coming out of Nigel West Dickens from Red Dead Redemption it becomes so obvious we're somehow back to the snake oil salesmen here and in 100 years these people will be mocked endlessly.
"You see here, this computer is ALIVE! Alive I say! It feels! And it can be YOURS!"
not super happy with my flight times but also felt I needed to lock in NOW because gas prices are going to get insane and I dont anticipate flights being CHEAPER in the next 80 days.
Trip booked.
Back to Universal May 31. Dont think we're going to hit Epic, maybe Volcano Bay.
Very excited but so burnt out not my usual level of hype. Would be totally content to just sit by a pool for all 4 days, honestly.
I just was looking for a new primary care physician and the first negative review was "bad doctor, they did not listen to what I had read or any of my opinions on how my treatment should go. They were not open to any of my suggestions."
And I immiedately booked an appointment, hell yeah.
I lived across the street from one when we lived in Chesapeake, VA and I truly did not anticipate how much I'd miss it when we moved. Its so good!
never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
My son running to the TV while watching the replay of the moment his Platinum trophy in Bugsnax popped.
My son in his home made Strabby hat giving a double thumbs up after unlocking the Platinum trophy in Bugsnax
So proud of my dude - 5 years old and just got his first Platinum trophy! Did it all himself over about 2 years. Wore his homemade Strabby hat for the special occasion.
Thanks @younghorses.com and @ptibz.younghorses.com for BUGSNAX - he has been obsessed and its been such a joy playing together.
It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.
He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.
Michael Shannon and Jason Narducy on stage in DC.
Michael Shannon singing into a megaphone
A shot of Michael Shannon taken with a wide angle lens that makes his legs look very long as he stood directly in front of me on stage.
Jason Narducy and Bobcat Goldthwait on stage
Hoping Michael Shannon and @jasonnarducy.bsky.social put out a live EP or album someday. Ive seen them in DC 3 years in a row now and its incredible to see thier touches on some of my favorite songs.
Ill never forget "EBow" last night - so special. They made it thier own.
See you for Document!
I knew Shrek was cheap so wasnt shocked, but kinda curious now if this means they're just done with splash pads.
Oh thats not good
Coolest things in my whole office. Cant recommend them enough!
Maryland professional gamer, Ludovic Mbock of Oxon Hill, has been detained by ICE in Baltimore
So...realistically, if Im looking to fly somewhere in June...should I buy the tickets now anticipating the cost of travel, due to the cost of fuel, going way up shortly?
Arc Raiders is the first game in years i have to just delete and move on. My family loves it, my friends love it, and I cant stand it.
And every time I try to make it work for me I end uo feeling like I wasted my free time and im angry.
It just isnt for me. I really wish it was! But its not.
Again, regretting every choice that got me working in news
The day he took a bulldozer to the white house was the day I finally was like, I cant even do the "imagine if Biden..." thing.
It's absolutely insane that there's a billion examples of things that - literally - would have ended Biden in under a week.
Next week is one of like 4 weeks of the whole year I have to take the DC metro into work and be there all day near the Capitol and boy I am very very not happy about it.
I don't understand how something like Polymarket is legal
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile
It's kind of wild how it's just accepted that our President runs wars from a ballroom now
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Not nearly enough Akiyama merch out there in the world
