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You can call me Pseudo! My hobbies consist of Gaming, Anime, Trading Card Games, and playing Dungeon and Dragons. I'm 28 (he/him) Wife: @astramagika.is.a.cutie.fyi‬ My Discord Server: discord.gg/pM6XGfNh97 www.twitch.tv/pseudomortal Minors DNI

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@astramagika.bsky.social is happy to know this information

26.02.2026 13:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Howdy howdy

26.02.2026 13:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning gamers and anime watchers!

Be sure to pet your pets for me :)

26.02.2026 13:50 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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two hearts with the words `` helicopter my beloved '' on them ALT: two hearts with the words `` helicopter my beloved '' on them
24.02.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a blue gas mask is walking through a field ALT: a man in a blue gas mask is walking through a field

I need more friends to play Rust with
#gaming #pc #group

24.02.2026 06:11 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a blue gas mask is walking through a field ALT: a man in a blue gas mask is walking through a field

I need more friends to play Rust with
#gaming #pc #group

24.02.2026 06:11 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

☆ pronouns: he/him
☆ height: 5'9"
☆ zodiac: ♐️ Sagittarius
☆ smoke: nah
☆ tattoos: plan to eventually
☆ piercings: nah
☆ fav color: Red (look at my eyes)
☆ fav drink: Pepsi!

20.02.2026 06:08 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4
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a penguin wearing a hat and carrying a briefcase is standing in the snow . ALT: a penguin wearing a hat and carrying a briefcase is standing in the snow .

Clocking in for work

20.02.2026 03:53 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cleo says hi

19.02.2026 15:10 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone teleport me to a dimension filled with burgers plz

19.02.2026 15:06 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ones criticizing like that do enough guzzling as it is.

Just let us enjoy things 👍

19.02.2026 11:08 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Idgaf rn

19.02.2026 11:11 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Happy 27th!

19.02.2026 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Idgaf rn

19.02.2026 11:11 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
An elastic tree and a big camellia plant drooping under the weight of snow.

An elastic tree and a big camellia plant drooping under the weight of snow.

#photography
#night #sky
#clouds #snow
#snowing
#trees #woods
#forest #forests
#winter #garden
#bloomscroll
#bloomscrolling
#flowers

19.02.2026 08:07 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

The ones criticizing like that do enough guzzling as it is.

Just let us enjoy things 👍

19.02.2026 11:08 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

What's funny is that it's not even Sunday🚽

19.02.2026 11:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A 4-panel comic, the title of which reads "Witch Hazel's Adventures in RetroMUD!" Off to the side of the title are the words "Part 6". At the bottom of the page is a signature "By ArtWitchHazel" 

Panel 1: Text at the top reads "We find out Adventurer in the middle of foraging for a worm when a mysterious figure appears in front of her". A raccoon is pulling a worm out of the ground and an elf woman with angel wings and a scythe is hovering nearby.
They have the following exchange:
Elf - "Hello there"
Raccoon - "...Hi."
Elf - "Are you new around here?"
Raccoon - "Yeah, I just got here a bit ago. I'm Witch Hazel!"
Elf - "I'm Lightning Storm, it's nice to meet you!"

Panel 2: Text at the top reads "Witch Hazel used LOOK: Lightning Storm - Seelie Princess, Leader of the Elves". The raccoon is sitting, holding up the worm to the elf who's wings have disappeared and is now crouching by the raccoon.
They have the following exchange:
Raccoon - "Ah you're a Princess?? Seelie Princess?? Should...should I give you a gift?? I've found some arrows... Oh I have this worm! Do you want this worm?
Elf - "Haha, no no! It's no big deal, I don't need anything! Oh, but do you want to see my tiara!?"
Raccoon - "Yes!!"

Panel 3: The panel is split vertically. to the left the elf winking, a sparkling tiara on her head. She's saying "My Snowflake Tiara! Isn't it pretty?" To the right the elf looks concerned saying "Oh but wait! Don't Look too closely!!"

Panel 4: Text at the top reads "Witch Hazel used LOOK: Snowflake Tiara - Exquisite Platinum band with snowflake etchings - Magic Charisma Accessory - Lowers Wisdom stat of those who LOOK at it". The racoon is dizzy with "-1 wis" text around her, and the elf is saying "Oops...it's too late... Oh well, it should wear off soon!"
Text at the bottom reads "Our Adventurer has met another Player and was Charmed by the encounter in more ways than one! As the kind elf Princess takes her leave, which other new Players will our Adventurer meet next?"

A 4-panel comic, the title of which reads "Witch Hazel's Adventures in RetroMUD!" Off to the side of the title are the words "Part 6". At the bottom of the page is a signature "By ArtWitchHazel" Panel 1: Text at the top reads "We find out Adventurer in the middle of foraging for a worm when a mysterious figure appears in front of her". A raccoon is pulling a worm out of the ground and an elf woman with angel wings and a scythe is hovering nearby. They have the following exchange: Elf - "Hello there" Raccoon - "...Hi." Elf - "Are you new around here?" Raccoon - "Yeah, I just got here a bit ago. I'm Witch Hazel!" Elf - "I'm Lightning Storm, it's nice to meet you!" Panel 2: Text at the top reads "Witch Hazel used LOOK: Lightning Storm - Seelie Princess, Leader of the Elves". The raccoon is sitting, holding up the worm to the elf who's wings have disappeared and is now crouching by the raccoon. They have the following exchange: Raccoon - "Ah you're a Princess?? Seelie Princess?? Should...should I give you a gift?? I've found some arrows... Oh I have this worm! Do you want this worm? Elf - "Haha, no no! It's no big deal, I don't need anything! Oh, but do you want to see my tiara!?" Raccoon - "Yes!!" Panel 3: The panel is split vertically. to the left the elf winking, a sparkling tiara on her head. She's saying "My Snowflake Tiara! Isn't it pretty?" To the right the elf looks concerned saying "Oh but wait! Don't Look too closely!!" Panel 4: Text at the top reads "Witch Hazel used LOOK: Snowflake Tiara - Exquisite Platinum band with snowflake etchings - Magic Charisma Accessory - Lowers Wisdom stat of those who LOOK at it". The racoon is dizzy with "-1 wis" text around her, and the elf is saying "Oops...it's too late... Oh well, it should wear off soon!" Text at the bottom reads "Our Adventurer has met another Player and was Charmed by the encounter in more ways than one! As the kind elf Princess takes her leave, which other new Players will our Adventurer meet next?"

My new #Comic is out!
Please enjoy the 6th part of my adventures in the online multiplayer game, RetroMUD!
Commissioned by the ever cool @worldofwelstar.bsky.social, and featuring the character of @reesiz.bsky.social!
Our characters meet, and shenanigans ensue!

#ComicArtist
#Art
#Artist
#Commission

19.02.2026 03:12 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
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Meme checkpoint

Share some c:

18.02.2026 11:16 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 3
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Meme checkpoint

Share some c:

18.02.2026 11:16 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 3
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What did you think about the Fallout Show Season 2?

18.02.2026 11:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't. I'm just a man.

18.02.2026 08:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✧.* pass it along; let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! *.✧

Selfie from a while back that I threw into the background from Balatro.

And of course my signature eye covering scribbles :3

18.02.2026 08:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

They should invent a me that sleeps

18.02.2026 05:04 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0
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a pixel art drawing of a man with gray hair and a blue jacket ALT: a pixel art drawing of a man with gray hair and a blue jacket

Seeing a game you just spent money on get added to the subscription service a month later.

18.02.2026 05:08 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Im at the cool guy factory they said u were the employee of the month

18.02.2026 05:11 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Just work sadly lol

18.02.2026 06:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im at work rn for the night shift.
Currently eating muffins and other snacks in the breakroom

18.02.2026 06:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What up moots

18.02.2026 04:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Eating Hot Pockets rn

17.02.2026 17:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0