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Airdropping ChatGPT-generated markdown leaflets on Tehran congratulating them on being a laboratory for self-governance

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️

fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

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Update: two of my friends got engaged on stage and then she played Fuck the Pain Away:)

State of the Union? Yes, I am seeing Peaches perform at the Buckhead Theater tonight.

This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

Both parts were great

It’s times like this where you can see who is truly the monster in this relationship

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Needed that, can I save here too?

gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

screenshot of a tweet from 2016 of an edited dilbert comic by leyawn: panel 1 (wally and dilbert talking to the pointy haired boss): wally: the separation of art from the artist is fascinating to me. panel 2: boss: why is that? wally: i should clarify - not just the separation, but the reclamation of art for another use. the artist loses their work to the world. panel 3. boss: like pepe? it must feel so awful to see that happen. wally: exactly. your work is no longer personal but public. panel 4: wally: and aspect that comes with the territory. to share one's art is to risk parody and theft. it can both inspire and desecrate. we've seen pepe, a once beloved meme, turn into a mascot of trump supporters, as ridiculous as that sounds. panel 5: dilbert: even before that, pepe wasn't some meme. he was a character in matt furie's web comic. pepe the frog is a thousand steps removed from the source. his comic is great by the way. panel 6: boss: so it's hopeless? our work can be turned into terrible things and we can't do shit? panel 7: wally: well there's one thing you can do. take some asshole's art and make it good. it turns out scott adams is a huge dumbass. it's great. panel 8: wally: he thinks a paid cabal of trolls is out to get him. he praises trump. dilbert: i thought his characters in dilbert were satirical but it turns out he's just as stupid as they are. you are what you write ahaha

scott adams' blog how to insult me on twitter 10/21/2016 i've noticed that a lot of people are struggling to come up with creative ways to insult me on twitter. as a public service, i will organize the common approaches in this post so people can insult me by number

1. act like you think i draw garfield 2. proclaim that i am the pointy-haired boss from dilbert (assume a million people havne't already told me the same thing) 3. label me irrelevant 4. note that dilbert used to be funny but now it is just sad, like its creator 5. make a fake dilbert comic and have the characters mock their misinterpretations of my opinions in a way that you mistake for satire

in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it

Scott Adams may be gone, but we will always remember Dilbert's signature catchphrase: "I hate Mondays."

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

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2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies

If this is about Pro Publica, I too am immensely disappointed ☹️

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston

I also grew up casually reading my grandfather’s World Book Set!- 1952 edition.

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid

KEYS TO A THRIVING SOCIAL MEDIA SITE

-people who think witchcraft is real

-Korean nursing students that speak in AAVE

-gangstalking victims

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

NPR copy about increasing ICE violence edited (by me) for factual clarity

Let’s do some news

if you're a gay person or minority or woman who is making money off of any of this shitty tech then have the strength of character to stand in your truth of getting your bag, don't try to claim that your critics are antiwoke