SavageMouse

"I can look it up all you want, but I'm a hundred percent sure Wil Wheaton didn't direct an Avengers movie."

They all just saw a mouse. 🐁

The current X-Factor writer is bad and nowhere NEAR as funny as he seems to think he is. Pretty sure this one is being canceled, which is honestly for the best.

Marvel, you just need to let ME write X-Factor next time. Come on. I'll slay it, I swear.

Hey, don't know how to write a legacy character with over 60 years of developement and backstory to work with? Just do what better writers than you did decades ago, but try doing it worse. There ya go. 🙄

NAME: Boo

AGE: 6

HIDE & SEEK LEVEL: Master

Got my free farm fresh egg hookup back again.

Time to break bad. 😎

It is pretty cool, everybody should go there.

When I win the lottery, I'm not telling anybody, but there will be signs.

Like I buy three of these $900 Archangel statues from Sideshow Collectibles. One for each head.

Sometimes I enjoy remembering that time Wolverine and Archangel were forced to fight and Logan was like "Guess I might have to k¡ll him..." and Warren was all "Bet." And fucked him the FUCK up.

It's just a fun little #xmen thing for me. 😊

That's my Twitter from like 2012.

I admit, I'm just ridiculously amused by my own post.

All due respect to @stephenking.bsky.social, of course. 😊

I kept thinking "Why don't these guys just get together & take care of him because there's obviously no laws or consequences, his henchmen drove a monster truck through a competing car dealership and nobody did jackshit."

And in the end, that's what they did, and it all worked out great.

Yeah.

So, a couple months ago, I was watching the original ROADHOUSE for the first time, and the antagonist is some rich asshole who does whatever he wants and just fucks with everyone literally because he can...

How much you think it would cost to move the contents of, say, a two bedroom apartment (including 3000+ books) overseas to someplace like, oh, I don't know... maybe Norway?

Just curious.

I'm back in 1968 at the moment.

The groundhog saw his shadow, no WrestleMania for Michael Shannon this year.

Uh... Does Jean know what color "yellow" is?

I watched a couple videos on Frank Lloyd Wright the other day, and now Google thinks I'm super into architecture, but I'm really just fascinated by the murders at Taliesen.

My toxic trait is how badly I want to put an inflatable hot tub in the living room of my third floor apartment.

Next time a president dies, I'm taking the day off.

It was already a slow week, now our Medicare mail room has no mail today. They should've included government *contractors* in today's day off. I've been paid two hours so far to clean old files off my computer and eat bananas.

"Did you know the Star Wars Holiday Special first aired only *hours* before the Jonestown Massacre? Seemingly unrelated, but there's something there and I AM going to figure out what it is."

-Me, being social at a party.

My sweet boy is home now.

Poe is gone. My beautiful boy has passed away and I feel like my chest is caving in and I'm dying with him.

Well, it begins again...

I haven't bought comics regularly since 2008. That's a lot to make up, but I started dipping a toe in. There are a bunch of reasons, mostly I just miss it, but I'm going to call it my midlife crisis.

Fingers crossed it costs less than a sports car.

When you and your sister are in your forties but your inner '90s teens get riled up & you text each other virtually the same "screenshot" at the exact same time.

X-MEN '97 is a joy, you guys. 😍

I'm looking to get some new customers. I have a couple of commission slots open this month. If you need a cover, either digital or hand-painted, give me a shout!