Before I fucking killed the game and all the wine moms devoured my shit

Sold out bitch!

Piano fingers as they say

Coral for market day.

Gotta be grinch

Oh my god

I will probably delete this lol

Dad shirt

Also i got my dad this shirt and he was VERY excited

Christmas friends

I got this shirt today because it’s so insane.

Omg that’s SUCH A GOOD ONE. My biggest regret is not getting a “Spring Break 2020 Miami Florida” tshirt at Goodwill. I went back an hour later and it was gone.

Was there a fun run or a company picnic between 1990 and 1997? You bet your ass I’ve got the tshirt for it.

If there’s something I’m gonna fuck up it’s the $10 tshirt rack at the thrift store.

My neighbor gives my husband a hit off her joint over the fence and it’s having the same effect honestly.

A dog passed out on a torn up pillow in the guest room.

Looking a little crazed from her kill

Caught being naughty, doesn’t give a shit.

Wait did we really get raw waffles after I left stream today are you serious

Take
Me
Down
To Roku city
Where the sky is purple
And somethingsomething titty

What I see in the mirror when I dissociate

Nooooooo

It’ll be like the Holiday but in March because that’s what the world is like now!

Weather report showing 100 degrees next week

NOOOO FUCK YOU IM NOT READY FOR 100 YET

PS this is sarcasm I think I might be going insane I need my best friend to come home please

On it!

Husband has a week left in Costa Rica and his back is out. He booked a cabin in the jungle and is just sleeping and talking to me on the phone and birding from his porch. SO THATS FUN.

This video replayed like 3 times and i didn’t realize i just kept watching

Alex we thought u died lol

My delicious slop

For Cam’s chat:

Also i don’t believe them. IKEA furniture is notoriously straight man-proof because it requires following instructions and controlling impulses.

Your girl wedging clay and laughing

Your girl throwing

Your girl’s rings

Your girl’s hands throwing

My photographer friend took some very chic photos of me and my studio the other morning. I’ll post more when her film roll gets developed. It was cool creative girly fun.

I’m guessing no bidet

Dog insulted bc I’m trying to detangle her dreads

Her face when we are watching TV and I start picking at the little tangles in her fur.

It’s a cult classic.

Not calling Gen Z the “Columbus Generation” because they keep discovering things that have existed long before they were here.