✿Samantha✿

Maga are all pedophiles

I was put in a list called "homophobic" because I blocked a transphobic individual 🤦‍♀️

Fuck America

They've never been able to read in my experience

I love being in his arms... When he kisses me on my forehead. 🥺

Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"

make local coop to play with wife

Mario movie poster, Rosalina looks like she has a MASSIVE penis.

fuck they made her gock huge, even lil orange is stunned

pommi

"no its good bro you just gotta get to Quelagg maybe take a break"

I'm calling myself out with this one lol

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I love loading up the old puzzle games like Tetris and Dr. Mario

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

PETER AND MJ KISSING Zendaya as MJ: You're a good kisser, Parker, but also (suddenly all caps impact font) A (next picture shows it's actually Mysterio in disguise, screaming the F slur) Peter looks on in confusion and defeat

Here's a drawing I did of Caroline from Portal 2 that I made using my boyfriend's drawing tablet. Haven't drawn digitally for a while so it's not perfect, but I like how it turned out. 😊

Already got my state refund, waiting on the federal refund.

I still have yet to ever buy a 70$ game that hasn't gone cheaper on a sale. But I still have bought a few games for the original standard price of 60$ within the last year.

I love being a gay puppy fag wife

Uhh, the uhmm uhh umm... Yeah idk.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Steam should make their own voice, video, and streaming call service. If discord won't let me use their app without an ID despite being on there since January of 2016, I will leave. Valve has the userbase and the technology to make something great.

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media

google ai overview, take all my clothes off and slap my ass until there's tears in my eyes