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Writer and procrastinator waiting on my muse to thump me on the head. Creator of “Act Your Age” currently on Netflix. The Comedy Writers’ Room: https://afouseinthehouse.com

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What qualifies me to teach a class about a comedy writers’ room? Check the credits.

22.02.2026 00:18 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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The first session of The Comedy Writers’ Room with Alyson Fouse starts this Saturday, February 21st! Our first guest speaker is Tisha Campbell.

Go to afouseinthehouse.com to register today!

19.02.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Comedy Writers’ Room with Alyson Fouse.

Register at afouseinthehouse.com.

19.02.2026 06:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This is a fellow lawyer whose opinion and judgment I regard highly. #Venezuela

04.01.2026 01:37 👍 65 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 2

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.

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I’m wondering how many more campaigns will take place with people being mislead by clickbait, AI, or just straight up lies?

15.12.2025 06:49 👍 727 🔁 114 💬 44 📌 2
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Bless The Muslim Man Who Disarmed a Terrorist Shooter in Australia So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Bless the Muslim man who disarmed a terrorist shooter in Australia!

14.12.2025 16:39 👍 11419 🔁 2273 💬 215 📌 83
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Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018

i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.

14.12.2025 18:10 👍 4241 🔁 1098 💬 79 📌 84
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There hasn’t been enough appreciation for how thoroughly BENNIE THOMPSON humiliated FBI official GLASHEEN after he tried to sell the lie that ANTIFA is the top domestic terror threat.

The claim collapsed because it’s a cover.

Check my latest…
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...

14.12.2025 17:16 👍 20417 🔁 6136 💬 1037 📌 536
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I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!

11.12.2025 23:56 👍 17547 🔁 2890 💬 736 📌 311
a silver pit bull puppy lays half in and half outside of his gray and black dog bed, which is propped up on its side. a lamb toy lays nearby as the little puppy snoozes soundly, totally unaware of the strange position he's ended up in.

a silver pit bull puppy lays half in and half outside of his gray and black dog bed, which is propped up on its side. a lamb toy lays nearby as the little puppy snoozes soundly, totally unaware of the strange position he's ended up in.

This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)

11.12.2025 23:51 👍 6347 🔁 557 💬 68 📌 34
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is Tallulah and pronounced tahlooloo

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is Tallulah and pronounced tahlooloo

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Tallulah: a river in Rabun County, northeastern Georgia, which flows into the tugaloo, and has a beautiful

12.12.2025 05:14 👍 97 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…

12.12.2025 04:21 👍 18738 🔁 7101 💬 650 📌 465
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

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More women accessing abortion pills online despite red state efforts The report found that more than a quarter of abortions in the first half of 2025 were provided via telehealth, continuing the trend toward medication abortion over other methods .

The percentage of medication abortions arranged via telehealth grew again in the first half of 2025, according to a report, despite Republican efforts to keep doctors in blue states from prescribing pills to women in states where abortion is illegal.

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Warren Blasts Paramount’s Hostile Warner Brothers Bid As ‘Five-Alarm Antitrust Fire’

Warren’s statement came as Paramount Skydance made a last-ditch effort to acquire Warner Bros.

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Trump's hair seems to have... err... broken tonight.

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Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is horse and pronounced sawkweelee

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is horse and pronounced sawkweelee

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

The horse's name translates to "pack" or "burden" because it carried most of the day to day workload. Each

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Cold blooded murder.

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Chadwick Boseman now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

20.11.2025 22:23 👍 183 🔁 57 💬 6 📌 12
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Trump’s D.C. National Guard Deployment Was Unlawful, Federal Court Finds Read more here.

A federal court ruled Thursday that President Donald Trump’s deployment of National Guard troops in Washington D.C. was likely unlawful and inflicted serious harm on the District’s right to govern itself. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

20.11.2025 22:34 👍 3393 🔁 1004 💬 78 📌 45
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Lindsey Halligan says ‘there are no missing minutes’ in grand jury transcripts in James Comey case | CNN Politics A day after a federal judge said that portions of a transcript she reviewed from the grand jury proceedings in James Comey’s criminal case were “missing,” the prosecutor who filed the charges against ...

A day after a federal judge said that portions of a transcript she reviewed from the grand jury proceedings in James Comey’s criminal case were “missing,” the prosecutor who filed the charges against the former FBI director told the court that there are no such gaps in the record.

15.11.2025 07:01 👍 91 🔁 31 💬 30 📌 6
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Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?

Here it is, and she’s not wrong…

15.11.2025 03:48 👍 7896 🔁 2339 💬 604 📌 268
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DOJ hires immigration judges after months of layoffs Judges will soon take the bench across 16 states, the Justice Department said. These include courts that saw the biggest losses of judges this year.

Judges will soon take the bench across 16 states, the Justice Department said. These include courts that saw the biggest losses of judges this year.

26.10.2025 00:36 👍 212 🔁 64 💬 23 📌 5

That AZ lawsuit to force Grijalva's swearing in looks stronger by the day.

The basic argument: AZ is entitled to be represented for the entire two year term the Constitution sets forth. No one has the right to shorten it.

Especially when her swearing affects the votes to challenge Speaker's power.

25.10.2025 23:57 👍 407 🔁 91 💬 4 📌 1
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‘I am not done’: Kamala Harris says she may run for president again In a BBC interview, former vice-president says she isn’t done with politics and could ‘possibly’ be the next president

Kamala Harris says she is not done with politics and strongly suggested that she is considering another bid for president in a new interview

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World Series live updates: Dodgers and Blue Jays tied in first inning Yoshinobu Yamamoto starts as the Dodgers try to shake off their loss in the opener and take World Series Game 2 against Toronto. The game is in progress.

Here we go: Yoshinobu Yamamoto gets the start as the Dodgers try to shake off their loss in the opener and take World Series Game 2 against Toronto. Follow along with us for updates and analysis.

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