Paul Johnson

My thoughts exactly. So, Snap!
#TheArchers

My wife - but only when we go away on holiday.

The “flash wheels”, Lynda’s speeding campaign, and the honking car the other night could be precursors to a speeding accident in #TheArchers. If so, then I hope it isn’t Amber being hit and losing the baby.
(In unrelated news, I’m becoming a conspiracy theorist.)

Anyway, I'm fairly sure that they're definitely on a break.
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Can’t they just text?
Phone calls by arrangement or for emergencies.
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I’ve not (yet) watched Blue Lights. Does it contain a reference to #TheArchers?

Grazie mille.

Sono inglese (perdonatemi). C'è un link a un sito web che mi spieghi il contesto di tutto questo, per favore? Non cerco discussioni, solo di capire. Grazie.

I came on here to defend Helen, but then decided that I couldn't be bothered.
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This infographic, titled "Bridge Farm 2026: Audit Results & Strategic Future," illustrates the operational performance and future plans for an organic farm through a mix of text and pastoral illustrations. The left side, "Performance by Sector," highlights key areas: Veg Box Scheme: Has reached a 5-year high with massive growth. Dairy: Labeled the "Most Successful Area," with an urgent need for permanent staffing to handle new hotel contracts. Tea Room and Shop: Showing "Resilient Recovery" with customer numbers returning after a sewage spill. Sausages: Sales are "Coasting" and need new marketing strategies. A central clipboard summarizes action items, such as securing permanent staff for dairy and veg boxes and reviewing the performance of sausages and beef. The right side, "Strategic Proposals & Risk Mitigation," focuses on restructuring: Angus Herd: Due to rising feed costs, the herd no longer makes financial sense and will be removed. 'More Monty' Cattle: The farm will transition to Montbéliarde cattle to maximize dairy efficiency. Sourcing Beef: To maintain shop stock, they will partner with local Borsetshire organic beef producers. Finally, "Talent & Growth" at the bottom highlights Helen Archer's commitment to the farm ("Bridge Farm is my heart"), noting she declined an external job offer. Next to her, a diverse group represents "Future Leadership Confidence," showing the younger generation is empowered to make future investments.

This weeks AI infographic of, mostly the farm audit for #TheArchers. I actually think this infographic has more detail than the real audit

Labour in ‘deep trouble’ with Black voters, Operation Black Vote chair warns David Weaver says proposed jury reforms and slow progress on equality risk eroding support in marginal seats Labour is in “deep trouble” with Black voters, a former government adviser has warned, saying the party is at risk of being seen as “accepting the normalisation of racism”. David Weaver, who is the chair of Operation Black Vote (OBV), said the government’s plans to restrict juries would “heighten, normalise and embed” racial disproportionality in the justice system and that Black voters were saying: “We don’t know what Labour stands for any more.” Continue reading...

Labour in ‘deep trouble’ with Black voters, Operation Black Vote chair warns

Clocks change on the last Sunday in March for the UK.

"Grief and Destruction" - Marsh Family parody of Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction" on war in Iran YouTube video by Marsh Family

Here's our 🎶 parody version of Barry McGuire's 1965 "Eve of Destruction" that we've modernised to turn to current US adventurism. We're calling it: "Grief and Destruction" 🚀

youtu.be/QLBjeM53iBI

And, if it is the same car, it is George who saw it on both occasions and so could be called upon to describe it.
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I did wonder about this the other day…

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Good choice, but I would choose a dark chocolate digestive, or a cookie that wasn't a run-of-the-mill type.
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Only in #TheArchers thread could the top word be “biscuit”!

Come tifoso dell'Inghilterra sono deluso, ma congratulazioni all'Italia per la storica vittoria di oggi nel rugby.
#SixNations #Rugby

Nothing that a cup of tea with Garibaldi biscuits can't fix.
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Yes. I’ve had a look now, thanks.
Does appear that there will be some developments on this over the coming weeks.

I think that he could feel hard done by in this scenario. However, at some point, the prosecution of Marky’s mate has to collapse.
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Saw a post that it’s surprising that George hasn’t yet exploited Brian’s (false) confession.
Then: why haven’t the police updated George on the (wrongful) prosecution of Marky’s mate?
Also: if George won’t come forward with his evidence then is he perverting the course of justice again?
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Hey @academicarchers.bsky.social , it looks like you should have included "favourite biscuit" in your World Cup competition.
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Perhaps a speeding accident could involve the same “flash wheels” we heard about on NYE and then never got mentioned again?
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Giddy up, it's horses tonight on #TheWorldCupoftheArchers #TheArchers

1️⃣ Midnight
2️⃣ Cinnamon
3️⃣ Duke
4️⃣ Chandler

📊 Show results

Poll results after 24 hours: Round 14 #TheWorldCupoftheArchers #TheArchers and part 2 of the dogs, woof!

1️⃣ Bess
🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (9)

2️⃣ Monty
🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (6)

3️⃣ Cleo
🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (4)

4️⃣ Portia
🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (3)

I think that the SWs will make Keira the star of the family (in a good way) when the time comes.
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20 years might be leaving it a little late, but at least any problems should be evident.
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Round 14 #TheWorldCupoftheArchers #TheArchers and part 2 of the dogs, woof!

1️⃣ Bess
2️⃣ Monty
3️⃣ Cleo
4️⃣ Portia

📊 Show results

Yea, I had wondered about that too. I don’t know what abnormalities can be shown on a 13-week scan?