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@originaljnathan

Reformed Bartender, Canine Keeper, Sometime Traveler. Formerly Seattle, now enjoying the other side of the wall. Come visit. Huskies/Sounders

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When things go wrong for the Rams, I think Sean McVay looks like Kash Patel. πŸ‘€

19.01.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trent Williams talking a lot of shit tonight for a guy whose team is losing by 86 points. #SEAvsSF

18.01.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a real mutt. Cattle dog, lab, pittie (of course), American Eskimo dog, Chow, German Shepherd. Lots of breeds who love to bark. LOL

08.01.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dog relaxing

Dog relaxing

I did a double take as I was sure that was a picture of our dog as a puppy.

07.01.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seahawks too cute by half costing themselves 7 points. Terrible play call and an idiotic sack from Darnold. Run. The. Ball.

04.01.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t realize that John Stewart was a Bama fan.

02.01.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I said…

17.12.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Letting him go on a free to Team Globo Gym feels like a gigantic fuckup. But I’m a Sounders fan, Wes. What do I know?

17.12.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Seahawks think they were playing Boise State today?

14.12.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Browns are the Browns for a reason, I guess. Yikes!

30.11.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you said that straight line was all the way at the horizon, I might be inclined to agree with you. Anything shorter than that, I don’t know…

14.11.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Up 2 goals. Up a man. And this is the outcome?
β€œSeattle gonna Seattle” is undefeated.
#Sounders

08.11.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now see Exhibit #3

08.11.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the announcer 5 minutes ago β€œSounders coach must be feeling very confident right now”.
Clearly he has never watched *checks notes* any Seattle sports team.

08.11.2025 22:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard is wearing a top hat Alt: Clayton Kershaw out there looking like Alfie Solomons.

Clayton Kershaw out there looking like Alfie Solomons. #WorldSeries #Dodgers

28.10.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#evergreen

25.10.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This ump is waking me wistful for Angel Hernandez’s strike zone.

13.10.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Edmonds special there.

13.10.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s only the second inning and I’m already looking forward to Umpire Scorecard. Yikes.

13.10.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly fumbles short of the goal line. Ohh wait…

12.10.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, the guy who was somehow not sent off scores the equalizer. Shocker! #Sounders #SEAvVAN

28.09.2025 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

El Oh Fucking El
#Sounders

22.09.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we can fight them this time? 🀣

17.09.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like you SE SD, and we definitely claimed Midwest (-and-Great Plains).

14.09.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so seen!

14.09.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight’s ref is on one. #SEAvLA #Sounders

14.09.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon character pointing at the word ha on a blue background Alt: Nelson mimicking Obed laughing at Suarez.
01.09.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SuΓ‘rez being a complete piece of shit? Quelle surprise! #SEAvMIA #LeaguesCup

01.09.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed that goal live. Thanks AppleTV. Great work. #SEAvMIA #LeaguesCup

01.09.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inter Miami getting all the questionable calls? Why, I never! #leaguescup

28.08.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0