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#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.

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a german shepherd dog is sitting in the back of a truck ALT: a german shepherd dog is sitting in the back of a truck

Now off on Lenten social media break. Can be DMd. See you all at Easter!

17.02.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same energy.

17.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Those two commentators;

17.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blimey, you'd never guess from that photo

17.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather Split.

17.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goodnight Blooski!

16.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When your rich grandad announces he's marrying his incontinence nurse after she's looked after him for two weeks.

16.02.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'That's Life - After Dark'

16.02.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
A German brewing technique is called Krausend,

16.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a wall of television screens with the words friends on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a wall of television screens with the words friends on it
14.02.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling .
14.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after three days but more are coming

Happy - 'Olympic Village Runs Out Of Condoms' - day to all who celebrate!

metro.co.uk/2026/02/14/w...

14.02.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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*Me, realising that if you dyed Prince Edward's hair ginger and gave him a perm, he'd look like Art Garfunkel*

14.02.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Valentine's messages delivered in 60 minutes today on Cameo

14.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A random person on here has just Liked this old Bleet from two years ago that I'd completely forgotten, but it still made me laugh anyway, so sharing it again because I'm a lazy bastich.

#PAOTY

14.02.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .
14.02.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call them by their proper name.

Skellingtons.

13.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've given up social media every Lent for about five years now. Definitely helps.

13.02.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
13.02.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is screaming with his mouth open and the word aha is on the screen behind him . ALT: a man in a black shirt is screaming with his mouth open and the word aha is on the screen behind him .
13.02.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh alright then, but only because it's you, mind...

13.02.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#QualityBleet

13.02.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#QualityBleet

13.02.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BOTD 1952, legendary Yacht Rock God Michael McDonald.

12.02.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I - I was just shitposting...

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