Eggdrop

WTF THIS RULES ITS SO CUTE

No matter how sad I get over it, when modal offers to poop on the lawn/pillowcases of people who hurt me it never fails to make me laugh lmao

Aw lmao

Mixed media painting of a white and black spotted cat, happily napping in a crate full of clementines

Every spot is a perfect nap spot 🍊

commission for @cattuccino.bsky.social !
#art #caturday #traditionalart

wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

Ive got a new floater and i keep seeing sparkly lights that ate kinda like my migraine auras but its always in the same spot on the side of my eye and it also hurts. I'm gettin old man

I know googling symptoms is a terrible idea but I'm like positive I'm having a retinal tear in my eye

T-they weren't always like that right? I swear i recognize them

Lmao my partner and i have been quoting the whole vid for like 6 months now

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Screenshot from youraislopbores.me featuring the prompt "draw the most beautiful thing in the universe" and a picture of an stick figure adult holding the hand of a stick figure child.

What if I sobbed?

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Im so bored but my body is kicking its own ass so I'm just staring at a wall

I'll do it forever btw i love my partner

Starts crying

Being a disabled couple means taking turns being nurses

YEAH ITS NOT FAIR. A lot of people feel the same. My togekiss sona canonically has a latias and latios aunt and uncle because i felt it Necessary and Correct

Pokemon was evil for suddenly giving togekiss solid triangles nobody can get it right

It stopped after a bit i think it was nuclear gas 😂

Been getting random short lived stabby pain under my right rib and its making me nervous. It doesnt hurt so bad that i yell ow but i keep feeling it randomly 😭 im gonna be paranoid its my liver all night

A photograph of a watercolor painting on a desk. The painting features the new starter Pokemon from Winds and Waves - Pombon, Gecqua and Browt. They are on a tropical beach.

A photograph of a watercolor painting on a desk. The painting pictures the Pokemon Sceptile and Treecko. They are on a rainy route, surrounded by plant life. A rainbow arches overhead.

A photograph of a watercolor painting on a desk. The painting features a large group of Pokemon at a bar. Clodsire and Clefairy are the barkeepers.

These 3 watercolor paintings are looking for homes! 🎨
🌈 owlburrow.storenvy.com ✨

I only have a week in nyc when i visit in may/June but i wanna hang out with everybody ever!

A stylized illustration of the fluffy sheep Pokemon, Mareep, drawn in its pink shiny color alternate color form

mareep ⚡️🩷

#pokemon ♡ #strawbunnycakeart

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

I cant believe i live with my boyfriend that I love lol

digital illustration depicting the pokémon Marill and Azumarill

bouncy bubble bois 🫧

#pokemon #art

THAT'S GRIMEY AF

I really miss art..I've been so worn out and depressed and hung up about idk what that keeps me from it andidk how to push past it

LMFAOOOO
Awww it's really sweet though that they're all waiting for you!!! lmao at least u know youre the shit B)