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March 5th, 2026: I hit my first golden break.

However good you think Cornelia Murr is she’s better.

The United Nations Special Rapporteur on Human Rights for Palestine can’t appear on a Zoom call in the UMaine system. Same Samantha Warren that got caught working with Janet Mills to suppress student and university wages btw

Pearl from MST3K chasing the Satellite of Love in her space van

Diane, 11:30 am, February 24.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Actually it’s not like that at all

That’s what I tried to explain to the judge

Under the jail

I name thee Sir Prancelot,

I think my fitness goal is Dr. Clayton Forrester. I dont want anyone to really think about my body until season six episode 14 "San Francisco International" where I appear shirtless in a sketch and am revealed to be weirdly ripped, just, like, cut, in a way that is a little disturbing

Have heard of the University of Maine Black Bears? They’re a team on the rise

My name is Jack Titanic and this is Undercover Boss let me on the fucking door Rose

Denver Boncos

Well positioned to take Kamchatka and consolidate their holdings in north Asia, though

Fuck you

Thanks Ben, love your work. Stay warm and safe!

Water pistol to your head, % chance the Broncos win today?

Stupid rant*

Among the shitty things he did I’ll always remember his stupid about the “Twitterati” (in 2023 lol) and someone who followed Trump on social media claimed in the BDN it inspired him to vote for the first time.

What does a cat need with a starship?

Nick Chubb and Woody Marks

I mean they don’t have tape on Stidham and I think the Texans offense is objectively worse than what the Broncos can put out Sunday. Can the Broncos run the ball and hold Maye to 3 scores?

Letterboxd for sports games you’ve watched

It may not have been the truth but it wasn’t a lie. It was a promise.

They had a little Ryan Grubb left in the back of the fridge

There have been confirmed reports from local organizers in Portland ME that ICE is knocking on doors claiming to be from MaineCare and “offering help“

The Acrobats, by Alexander Calder, 1944, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua

Frank Crum

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Fun fact, UMaine’s entire campus is a on an island in a river!