Euripedes Bongwater

meltdown may will be incredible this year

i want to buy the whole arm and poke it into the grass now

hi this is charter communications. it’s come to our attention that someone at your address needs to get fuuuuucked

posted something about buttocks in a dream

Pain at the pump

siiick

filmmakers STUNNED after AI creates realistic fight between tom arnold and tom green

they say james woods ghost still haunts the demolished section of the white house

poppycock

when i pay more for gas, that means the gas is better

i’ve been begging for high gas prices and finally my ship has come in

i’m feeling like an orange peeler

thanks mr narwhal

welcome to blue sky

i think they should have kept the pieces and sold little bits of it to tourists

bluesky: if you don’t unblock the moderator we are going to be sooooo mad
me: picture it. sicily 1922. i was taking the henway to meet my lover

new bluesky update features:
- new opt-in feature to see posts by users with they/them vibes
- two-factor authentication to follow users with a credit score known to be below 450 (Experian support TBA)
- posts with word 'eggbug' use 20% larger font
- Nipple hyper now allowed with nipple hyper flag

im afraid…. thats you

operation:

1:27 pm march 5, 2026- went out to my car to drink a beer

i ‘invented’ ‘weird twitter’

i think thats great

lol what is this program

thats whats happening

An angel from the Bible fucked my whole shit up

many such cases!

a bunch of horses chowing down on an improbably large pile of carrots

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putting my spranglebolt into the glorftab