yeet your gender to the wind

god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion

Oh big mood. If Philly had a PWHL team I’d become a problem. Once we get our WNBA team I will be reborn as a new level of Philly sports fan

Fair enough! I’m just jaded lol

Trying to decide if I wanna get back into the Flyers or Habs again in the year of our (Audre) Lorde 2026 while simultaneously acknowledging that my years on hockey twitter were some of the darkest of my life and I’ve deeply moved beyond that.

Can’t watch the freaking eagles game because I don’t have the right streaming service and my antenna doesn’t get signal between the walls of my south philly rowhome because this whole world is a fuckin scam so I guess I’ll just finish watching Task, I guess.

Okay it’s Crosby/Ovie RPF turned OMC MLM hockey fix turned tv show. You can take the fan out of AO3 but you can never take the fic out of the fan.

I got 2 minutes and 15 seconds into Heated Rivalry on HBO, knowing nothing about it, and I NEED TO KNOW, is this a freaking Penguins Crosby/Malkin RPF turned into an OMC MLM Hockey fic now turned into a show?!?!? If it is I clocked it in under 145 seconds Jesus Christ

Everyone asked the eagles to stop playing the second half like that and now they’re playing the whole game this way and I don’t love it

Danielle is stressing me out but to be fair, I am putting all my depression energy into her so of course I’m losing my mind.

Look I have pics of an orange kitty if you need

I got a sourdough starter from my favorite pizza spot in Philly, named her Danielle, and I was PLANNING on making my first Danielle loaf today but she’s being temperamental because of how cold it is so I am now pivoting to babysitting Danielle until she is ready to use.

Emily wearing a textured white wedding dress with a low back and a veil with embroidered greenery on it. Emily is standing in profile to the camera and their Dexcom with decorative over patch is pointed towards the camera.

Emily looking at their husband who is turned away from them before their first look. Emily is wearing a white a-line wedding dress and their husband is wearing a tuxedo with green jacket. They are standing on a paved path in front of an historic mansion

Emily and their husband holding hands and facing down the aisle after they were pronounced married. Emily has their right hand holding up their bouquet up in the air and looking excitedly at their husband. Their husband is looking relieved.

Emily and their husband kissing after cutting their wedding cake

Being married fuckin’ rocks. Being on the receiving end of a wife guy? Even better (imho). Being equally obsessed with each other and deeply excited about being married? The best.

Yep! 3 weeks ago :) thanks!

This is why I got married on the bye week, if this happened on my wedding day I would’ve launched myself into the sun

Tweet from Meek Mill: “EAGLES IS A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!”

In the time since my stream went down to when I got a new one started, the eagles gave up an entire 14 point lead I hate this shit

Photo of Emily facing away from the camera in an A-line wedding gown a cathedral length veil with green and purple embroidery. Their Dexcom G7 sensor can be seen on their right arm.

Btw since the last time I logged on I got married lol

Forgot this was the default Philly sports vibe for the majority of my life tbh, it’s good to be humbled every once and a while so I can remember to be grateful

It seems the Eagles are TRYING to hurt my feelings right now like jfc my car already got hit by an uninsured driver this week and now this?! Please no. I am so tired.

Living in South Philly means that someone’s fighter jets fly over your house and the only logical thought is “oh the eagles game is starting soon”

Go birds fuck the chiefs, that’s all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Why can’t you just be normal” *spits*

Philly sports, ladies and gentlemen

I can’t imagine watching an Eagles game without running commentary from people I’ve mostly never met, it’s essential

In my offseason I got a new job that pays me more and has better benefits and better work life balance and have planned the better part of a whole wedding so that’s cool

The last time I was on here the eagles had just won their second Super Bowl so maybe we have the same offseason

Jalen Hurts is a better man than me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why did Jalen Carter do that btw

I’m back for da birds

Trying to decide if I want to hurt my own feelings by watching the last episode of One Day again as a standalone.

Going from watching 14 straight episodes of The Pitt to rewatching season 1 of Severance put my ADHD brain right to sleep unfortunately.