Schlockmasters

Poster for the movie spree

Heads up new schlockmasters episode tomorrow is gonna be covering the Joe Kerry found footage slasher movie Spree

page from the manga hatarakanai futari Haruko: "We watched 5 moves last week and..." Akane: "Yep?" H: " All of them were mega boring!" A: "Eeh...?" H: "Wonder what we should watch nest..." A: "... ..." A: "You're amazing Haruko." A: "Don't you get tired of watch?" H: "How come?" A: "Doesn't it feel like a waste of time?" H: "A NEET's time ISN'T THAT VALUABLE!" A: "Don't say such sad things with a smile!" H: "If it's not it's not!"

Few will accept this truth: anime is just tv shows

Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents Episode 01: IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) Schlockmasters is gonna be returning to regular biweekly updates starting next month but in the mean time to tide you over, have this previously patreon exclusive interview with frequent guest Rathayi...

New Schlockmasters! Before we get back to regular eps on a biweekly schedule yall get to have a previously patreon exclusive interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io r about their wild fuckin funko pop war game

This is beautiful. It takes real skill to make something this bad and I'm being completely serious

close up photo of actor Luke Evans

luke evans looks and is named like he should be an irritating american radio country singer and not the welsh gay musical theater actor he is

WHO WILL WIN THE BLOWJOB BATTLE

who'd be better at solving a murder a yeti or a sasquatch?

TUBI GET THE RIGHTS TO STREAM MEGAS XLR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

thumbnail for youtube video trailer for Digimon Story Time Stranger season pass dlc additional digimon & episode pack 3 Anti-ParadoX. The image is split into 5 segments showing a close up of a different armored digimon, the digimon story time stranger logo in the top left corner and the black text "additional digimon & episode pack 3 Anti-ParadoX teaser trailer" in 3 different fonts with white outlines and a blurry white drop shadow

thumbnail for this digimon time stanger dlc looks like i fucking made it

Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters: Thing of the Year Awards 02; Beautiful Middle Aged Men For this Thing of the Year award V.V. Valensa (they/them) is joined by Damon Stallman (he/him) to sexualize the old men of Wake Up Deadman; A Knives Out Mystery. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Ju...

New Schlockmaster ep! New Thing of the Year Award! This time me and @damonpact.bsky.social talk about how pretty Daniel Craig is.

Schlockmasters Presents: The Thing of the Year Awards; Daily Driver Game Award YouTube video by Schlock Masters

Also if want to actually me play the game and not just reference minesweeper gameplay in the abstract, we've got a video of this episode.

Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents: Thing of the Year Awards; Daily Driver Game Award Before Schlockmasters returns to regularly scheduled programing following our end of year break we are going to be doing a short series of mini episodes where the cast of Schlockmasters discuss the th...

hey new Schlockmasters out! While we're getting back into the swing of things we'e going to be doing something I'm calling the Thing of The Year Awards, which is gonna be a series of short episodes where we talk about some stuff from the previous year we find especially worth celebrating

King of Iron Movie Tournament Entry Form Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven

Submit films to The King of Iron Movie Tournament here!

Schlockmasters Presents: The King of Iron Movie Tournament. Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven

Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread

What's up #PlayHighguard nation, this one's for all you Wardens out there! We know you've been dying to see inside our studio, so here's an in-depth interview with our promotional team, whos been bringing you exclusive #PlayHighguard deets since day one!

After a troubled second day, #playhighguard has rocketed back up the charts thanks to strong word of mouth and a massive day two update! Welcome to the future of interactive gaming.

cant wait for the workday to end so i can #playhighguard

Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents: The Saga of #PlayHighguard Note: This podcast was recorded january 24th, 2026. 2 days before the release of Highguard On this special episode host, V.V. Valensa (they/them) interviews the individuals behind the fake bluesky acc...

Surprise! New Schlockmasters just dropped! I got a chance to interview the devilish minds behind the fake Highguard bluesky account, that actually manage to trick real video game journalist, and we had a hell of time talking about how they pulled that off. #playhighguard

sasheer zamata (to be featured in an unreleased schlockmasters episode) camila mendes (veronica from riverdale), and alison brie are also in this thing. its like a cast made specifically to attack me

nicholas galitzine the prince boy from red white and royal blue is gonna be he man in the new movie

watch this space i got some big things in the works

finally listening to this ep and god i cant decide if i want to watch this movie or not

There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"

Seeing people in the comments saying that To a T was unfun and essentially that he deserves this if he can't make a good game.

Gamers, I don't know how else to say this, artists are not supposed to be punished with financial ruin for making imperfect art. That's such a fucked up idea you have

Doing a film series that I call ‘PSP Classics’ which are films best enjoyed via a UMD disc

Like go watch the 2005's House of Wax featuring Paris Hilton, a classic of who gives a shit cinema, and once the movie stops doing midaughts needle drops it switches to a orchestrated score and they truly Didn't Need To Do All That for goddamn Wax House Baby.

The way film scoring has changed since the 90s is kinda under discussed. Like up to the mid 2000s any forgettable mid to low budget genre movie from a major studio might still get a big overwrought orchestrated score for no reason and that doesn't really happen anymore.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

sports. what is a goal but a little cave a ball goes into