traitor joe

a guy at the bar said i looked like the dude from heated rivalry and ive been walking different ever since

fuck spaghetti, marry pho, kill mac and cheese

The State of the Union …🔻

i was trying to keep conversation going with a customer today and i told them that i’m only working my job to put my wife thru med school but im a single gay man

Things are so bad right now that I'm making lentils soup.

Tonight’s state of the union.

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TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF WORK BEFORE MY WEEK LONG VACATION

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a salad and a poppi for dinner tonight

oh no i tripped and fell into my recliner instead of doing my chores

having a day off is all cool and fun til you have to go back to work from that day off

Zendaya & Robert Pattinson grace the cover of Interview Magazine.

📸: Nadia Lee Cohen

One of those days where stabbing the film before microwaving my lunch is the highlight

walked into work and just can’t be bothered to give a fuck right now

enough emails. stop it

In the first year of Trump’s second term as president, it’s become clear that, for those seeking, or even granted, asylum, the United States is no longer a safe place.

work day 1/8 then i will be off for a week

are u ok? no i feel so unwanted

good morning

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

boycotting valentine’s day this year

Kit cat with bite marks through 3 fingers

Straight up don’t give a shit anymore

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hitting the pen and walking around tj maxx

i think the greediest, most diabolical thing a streaming service could do is have seasons 1-2 on one platform and seasons 3-4 on another

They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

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checking the schedule today and seeing we are short staffed once again

“The Obamas are competent, classy, loving, Harvard and Princeton graduates, loved by many, not in the Epstein files, got the Nobel Peace Prize, and gave us a steady economy to boot…”

Ted Cruz whining about VA gerrymandering

The GOP is entering the “finding out” phase of gerrymandering. By the same metric, Dems got almost 40% of the vote in Utah and currently hold zero congressional seats due to gerrymandering