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The history of the world can be explained through dialectical materialism and NBA basketball in a theory we are calling hoopstorical materialism

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Necklaces are the key ingredient πŸ€”

07.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so you’re STUPID stupid

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pablo Torre finds out more like Pablo Torre inside your walls

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love will win

07.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The champagne of NBA players

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...

07.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
Cake Boss realizing it’s all he ever thinks about

Cake Boss realizing it’s all he ever thinks about

It’s alli think about

07.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't get a lot of writing done this week. It's been a rough one for me, tbh. Still, I wanted to post some promo. Please check out my stuff, consider subscribing, etc. thanks.

Free or paid: www.readtpa.com
Paid/ patreon.com/parkermolloy

06.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
1:31
# announcements β€Ί
Today, the full House Commerce Committee voted in favor of allowing the KIDS (the multi-bill package that includes KOSA and other bills) as well as the App Store Accountability Act out of Committee.
This means the next step is a
full House vote. We do not know when that is, but it could be any time.
This is bad. I'm not going to lie to you guys. It's not the final vote, there are still multiple hurdles we have to go through before any law happens. But I won't lie, this is bad.
First, I want to sincerely thank everyone who contributed to this fight, whether it's calls, faxes, spreading the word on social media, contacting influencers, etc. Every little action helps. We must go harder. We all know the risks of what happens if these laws pass. Mass censorship, surveillance, loss of community. But we can do it together, if everyone contributes.
This is something where we need all hands on deck, where we need people to pay attention and not have this discord muted. It's not the end of the world right now, but we are one step closer to a de-anonymized internet.
With all that said, rest now. Eat and sleep if you must. We need all the rest we can to continue this fight. I am so so proud of everyone who helped. Believe me. these things matter

1:31 # announcements β€Ί Today, the full House Commerce Committee voted in favor of allowing the KIDS (the multi-bill package that includes KOSA and other bills) as well as the App Store Accountability Act out of Committee. This means the next step is a full House vote. We do not know when that is, but it could be any time. This is bad. I'm not going to lie to you guys. It's not the final vote, there are still multiple hurdles we have to go through before any law happens. But I won't lie, this is bad. First, I want to sincerely thank everyone who contributed to this fight, whether it's calls, faxes, spreading the word on social media, contacting influencers, etc. Every little action helps. We must go harder. We all know the risks of what happens if these laws pass. Mass censorship, surveillance, loss of community. But we can do it together, if everyone contributes. This is something where we need all hands on deck, where we need people to pay attention and not have this discord muted. It's not the end of the world right now, but we are one step closer to a de-anonymized internet. With all that said, rest now. Eat and sleep if you must. We need all the rest we can to continue this fight. I am so so proud of everyone who helped. Believe me. these things matter

Keep up with the pressure and keep trying

www.stopkosa.com

05.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Wemby in his James Harden era forget everything else if he takes 15 free throws a night it’s over for everyone else

06.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s check in on our vet uhhhhh Luke Kornet? Keldon Johnson? Oh thank god Harrison β€œI’m only 33” Barnes is still here

06.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Desmond β€œjust let the intrusive thoughts win” Bane

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t talk enough how The Spurs have two enforcers and they’re both rookies

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Carter Bryant do you want someone to make dinner each night for you? Because I would if you asked

06.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro how do the spurs have two rookies I would die or kill for? Tank ethically, be rewarded with a dump truck of top picks

06.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs Pistons on the NBA app for all us sickos

06.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be illegal for me to get this excited

06.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both tbh, it was a relatively new concept, actor performances were phenomenal, the measuring stick for β€œgood television show” was muuuuch shorter at that time, and yeah, the Whedon was wheedling at that time

06.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord no but it’s still funny to think about

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s rich. He could be if he wanted to.

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

More like Avatar of WHOA the first time I saw it amirite?

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You only have to be a natural born US citizen for president

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Why the Dialogue Around the Jared McCain Trade Has Gone Too Far The Sixers can either let that day change their season or they can continue to pursue a goal that is bigger than that move.

The trade deadline was a month ago. Yet you don't have to go far to find outrage that burns intensely over every moment Jared McCain has been on the court in Oklahoma City.

A column on a local dialogue that has gone beyond reason @sixersonsi.bsky.social:

www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...

05.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We should set aside our petty grievances in order to make room for new and even more petty grievances

03.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1047 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 41
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Donate to Support JC and Family During Brain Surgery & Recovery, organized by Kellyanne Anderson Hi everyone, as one of JC and Annie's best friends, I am sadd… Kellyanne Anderson needs your support for Support JC and Family During Brain Surgery & Recovery

We're all aware of JC's story, an important member of our Wolves community, and we haven't reached their fundraising goal

So lets raise some money - reply to this post with a screenshot of your donation & if we raise 500 dollars I will match it
www.gofundme.com/f/support-jc...

05.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
VOLUME 4 (2023-2025) – Page 4 – Yale Journal of Law & Liberation

You can read my study of 10 years of liberal body camera propaganda--The Body Camera: The Language of Our Dreams--here: campuspress.yale.edu/yjll/volume-...

05.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ICYMI: Here is @aoc.bsky.social's explanation to @mollyjongfast.bsky.social as to why she, a sexual assault survivor herself, voted to block Nancy Mace's resolution:

05.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect.

04.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1498 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.

Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.

A quick thread:

04.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1873 πŸ” 755 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 39

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10962 πŸ” 3048 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39