oxford | parasocial princess

Storing lots of jokes on my hard drive. Over 100 gigglebytes.

me sitting wearing a baby blue and white striped microkini and knee high socks

my boobs are just bursting out of this top 😳 #bbw

me in strawberry skirt and a very small strawberry top

new goodie bag just dropped! new goodie bag just dropped! www.niteflirt.com/oxfordnecrot...

in the near future programming will primarily be done with a phallus slamming a keyboard, it could be an artificial phallus, with how technology has been advancing

a lot of people who work 5 or more days a week can’t organize because of it. it’s just the reality of the situation. people do not realize that 99% of organizing is literally labor done for free

So the constant and consistent posts on here about "we" need to stay in the streets are belied by a reality that no "we" cannot. Some people are but most people cannot for lots of reasons.

went to this community organizing thing a bit ago and ended up on a variety of signal chats and like. wow. how does one keep up with all this while being employed? i’m glad there are folks who can do all that, but man. i burn all my energy just getting through the day. there is nothing left.

Don't go searching for OP, leave them alone. I just think that what they uplift is important and explains why many people simply cannot engage in activism and organizing regularly. And the truth is that it's hard to figure out actual ways around this because organizing in fact a labor.

okay i sleepies. goodnight bsky

she said she woke up in the middle of the night to reply to my message 😩 oh we’re meant to be

i just messaged a girl on feeld and she is also awake at this hour cause she just replied to me?? good heavens

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olives on the salad too, u get it 🫒

it was my partner's bday yesterday so we're going to get ethiopian tonight + danny l harle concert + afters. i'm so excited

ur food pics are always so yummy

it’s my fault for staying up so late that ur having breakfast and i haven’t slept hahahahha

fr can’t catch a break, sigh

my alma mater! b2p does good work there

i’ll miss u old sam

this just made me hungry again..

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apotropaic is such a good word

so many men who fancy themselves sex workers but are really just hangers-on to women who are successful sex workers

lol the pg team said OS only fits up to size 18 :/ womp womp

fave to shelter under Old Sam's apotropaic umbrella; repost to contribute 5% of your gdp to our collective defence alliance

literally stop spamming me and start paying me

him: Do u think [insert my name here] could kill me with a hammer?
her: Yes
him: No i'm too fast for that

guys i'm experiencing butterflies, by which i mean the willies, the heebie-jeebies, the jitters, the shakes, the jumps, the yips, collywobbles, jim-jams, the abdabs; aka the Joe Blakes; in other words
(North American English archaic): worriment

If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as The Pen

how i feel essentially

oh wow ur usually not up this late

it has been 0️⃣ Days since oxford got penjamined