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Just a lonely tech-priest trying to learn the Lingua Technis

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Are you absolutely positive that's not a TARDIS?

17.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like something you'd read in FATAL ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.01.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reference must be an impostor, there's no nose tube! ๐Ÿง

16.01.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like it's time to pick up the brush. "I didn't choose the hobby life, the algorithm chose it for me"

05.01.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is he, Cato Sicarius! Looks brilliant, great job.

05.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They all look absolutely fantastic, great job.

09.12.2025 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLEASE give me 40k Blood Bowl, GW.

09.12.2025 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you may be a Peep Show character ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.12.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monk on the turntables? Where's that mini from?

08.12.2025 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Ogor's a damn genius! He can spell FOUR letter words!

08.12.2025 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Staring directly into my soul with the severity of my 5th grade teacher.

23.11.2025 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That beer's making me nervous, so close to the minis and all ๐Ÿ˜‚ How many points was that? Looks like a freakin' Armageddon table

23.11.2025 10:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The OSL from that sword is sick!

22.11.2025 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That canon is so cool, which kit is it from?

20.11.2025 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good lord what a daunting model to paint

17.11.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never seen that trader before, where's it from?

12.11.2025 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Penitent One? Drillhead? Upside-down ice-cream cone? All of the above simultaneously, I choose to believe.

11.11.2025 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought that was Be'lakor for a sec there, with the black wings ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.11.2025 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tentacle cape (tentacape?) is brilliant

06.11.2025 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scroll on the inside of the cape is genius, and the back of it has incredible decal work, love it

29.10.2025 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first is medieval fantasy, the second is sci-fi. The first also got cancelled and rebooted as Age of Sigmar, but then revived so it's now sold along its successor. Fantasy and 40k were previously closely linked, but drifted apart and are no longer canonically the same universe.

15.10.2025 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That'd be too easy! The first three are just there to lull you into a false sense of security. Then the side story floodgates open.

27.09.2025 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's a reading order chart that guides you through the main books if you're interested! It's not up to date with the latest stuff, but AFAIK it's relatively linear from then on.

Still daunting ๐Ÿ˜…

27.09.2025 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spy with my little eye a 2nd edition Carnifex ๐Ÿ›

26.09.2025 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My personal recipe is diluted PVA, then the technical paint. The less dilute, the larger the cracks, though obviously the thickness of the technical layer also has a big impact on the final texture. If the PVA and technical layers ratios are good, the flecks adhere quite well to the base, too!

23.09.2025 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that an Anvil Industries krieger?

21.09.2025 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Currently a happy celebrating stick bug. ๐Ÿ›

19.09.2025 08:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GW are known to send you a full replacement sprue if you get in touch with customer service ๐Ÿ™ƒ

13.09.2025 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the components being in weird orders is for space optimization, but I'd really like the numbers to be sequential so I know where to look ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.09.2025 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a cosy setting.

06.09.2025 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0