Gretchen Whitmer

bro im literally a parody account

I don’t need to of course, I’m just having fun! It’s just silly stuff it’s never that serious!!
I’m sorry if I’ve offended you but why does a parody account seem bother you so much??

I’m sorry I’ve been EXTREMELY busy holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity…
#PureMichigan

Just took a pee and didn’t wonder OR CARE if anyone in the bathroom had the same assigned sex as me… Crazy…
#PureMichigan

the pen died I guess it’s bedtime..
Goodnight my little babies I love you all<3
#PureMichigan

Alright everybody say it with me now!
“Get a life Nancy Mace!!”
#PureMichigan

Remember ladies, you deserve a man who wants to Gretchen your Whitmer. Never settle for less. #WednesdayWisdom
#PureMichigan

Matt Gaetz is a creep?? I’m not surprised
He looks like the type of Disney villain to be into little girls
#PureMichigan

Now what the fuck Joe and Mika??
#PureMichigan

Goodnight little phone critters!! Love you💙
#PureMichigan

I’ll always have content for you my Michigays! #PureMichigan

Michigan is a swing state, which means nothing except that I can, and will, swing on you if necessary!
#PureMichigan

Politics aside, why does Elon Musk look so punchable??🥊🥊 #PureMichigan

this is a parody account!! i repeat i am not gretchen whitmer!!
now that thats cleared up, lets fuck with people!

Happy Sunday Michiganders! Go smoke a blunt outside and enjoy the beauty of the seasons changing🥰 #PureMichigan

whats up my michiganders!! so glad elons not on this app that guy SUCKS lol! #michigan