Michael Grieve

“Our Lord and Saviour… let us partake in the laying on of hands so that some of thy mighty, matchless cuntiness may rub off upon we, your faithful disciples” 😳

Ah, starring that well-known Texan actor ‘Ty Young’…

I’m ever the optimist. Something is telling me October. Let’s wait and see 😉

He gets everywhere but his own constituency.

He does like gazing out to sea and pointing at things, doesn’t he?

Shame his health situation will probably preclude him from being around to see it.

So if you didn’t hang out with the world’s biggest nonce, you’re a loser and a nobody? You missed your big chance to f*ck kids and get away with it?

These fucking people… 🤬

It was Iran on Wednesday. I can’t keep up. 😳🙄🤯

‘Trump-a-Palooza’ sounds, appropriately enough, like a noise that might be made on the toilet… 😳

“And over there we have a couple more faces I’m sure you’ll recognise: there’s Nadhim, whom we’ve put in charge of finance and Lee, who’s our HR manager…”

There’s scraping the bottom of the barrel then there’s drilling directly through it so deeply you emerge at the earths core… 😳🙄🤯

So it’s a made up Democrat word, but Don’s doing great on it.

So he’s implementing Democrat policies then?

He does great on made up words?

Is there even a fucking ounce of sense that can made of this sub-simian gibberish? 😳🙄🤯

Chef’s ’Special Sauce’ 😳🤢

“Did you know, Eric, I had almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Yes… they’re still the same. Pissholes in the snow.” 😳😉😆

“See this one here? He heated his stables in the middle of austerity and made the taxpayer foot the bill! What an absolute legend - I love him!!”

For all the undermining of her own self-image she’s doing, she might as well wear her own ass on her head. 😳

Every time they do something so utterly appalling that people are absolutely outraged about it, it’s “we have to stop the hateful rhetoric”.

The rest of the time, they don’t seem to have any issue with coming out with it themselves.

Don’t neglect the latest in the franchise - ‘Ballerina’. It’s relentless, bonkers and utterly brilliant! There’s even a couple of doggo in-jokes in there you’ll likely find amusing 😉

Only in a detachment capacity 😉

It’s even harder imagining anyone having to listen to him not drinking.

I’d rather superglue my eyes shut.

“See? I never have to apologise because I never make mistakes. Don’t you agree? Well?!?!?”

He’s never had sex? I can’t imagine why… 😳🙄🤢

‘Abolish the EU’

Said the South African who lives in America.

‘Yawn’

Said everyone else.

Funny how the threats only started when… 😳

He’s making this unnecessarily Trumplicated. 😳🙄

Imagine the levels of ironic mirth to be mined from the scenario of his showing up to court only to be pounced upon and disappeared by his former colleagues 😳🤣🤣

Next up: OPERATION BLOW BUBBA

Reporter: And did they find anything?

Trump: No, absolutely nothing. There was nothing there.