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Flush with cash from tulip speculation. Ask me about my heretical stance on predestination. Comic is on hiatus but will return once things calm down at my 9-5 job Bybloemen.com

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it's a screenshot of the new pokopia game with HANS VOGEL IS DEAD written in the cute font.

it's a screenshot of the new pokopia game with HANS VOGEL IS DEAD written in the cute font.

okayyyyy it's the little smiley face in the i that makes it for me

06.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to smash my head through plate glass

02.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, gesturing generally toward higher ed: so what the fuck are we doing here exactly?

02.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I explained that this would require students to memorize 1000s of structures and landmarks per week with no time to digest the material and also require me to work 70+ hour weeks to fit in the student evals, but they remain convinced that this is not only possible but desirable

02.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My employer just casually asked me if I could condense my 16 week anatomy course into a 3-week version over the summer with equivalent depth of coverage and I think I hit them with the Kubrick stare by the end of the meeting

02.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is an unbelievably good cover!

02.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's so cute!!

01.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No anthropomorphizing tools of war until you see a girl instead of a fox, Hans!!

27.02.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Emil!!

26.02.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The blue-purple undertone in that ink is just gorgeous. Love this portrait series!

23.02.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A colorful stuffed beetle with a T-shaped rostrum and a red, ochre, and blue carapace. There are two enormous ochre eyespots with red pupils on its carapace.

A colorful stuffed beetle with a T-shaped rostrum and a red, ochre, and blue carapace. There are two enormous ochre eyespots with red pupils on its carapace.

A photo of a stuffed beetle on a floral-patterned quilt. The beetle has a carapace with two large eye-spots and a T-shaped rostrum, which is emphasized in this head-on photo.

A photo of a stuffed beetle on a floral-patterned quilt. The beetle has a carapace with two large eye-spots and a T-shaped rostrum, which is emphasized in this head-on photo.

The underside of a stuffed beetle is displayed so that its six legs and grey and pink abdomen are exposed. The legs are made of a rougher sport fabric with a reflective sheen.

The underside of a stuffed beetle is displayed so that its six legs and grey and pink abdomen are exposed. The legs are made of a rougher sport fabric with a reflective sheen.

Earlier this month, I finished a long-term hand sewing project that I've been working on since last Fall: a beady-eyed beetle with enormous eye-spots and a funky rostrum. I just love beetles and wanted to make a giant one for fun. Between the legs and reinforced carapace, this was a challenge!

22.02.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh I love the body shape you achieved here! What a cool design.

23.02.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A colorful stuffed beetle with a T-shaped rostrum and a red, ochre, and blue carapace. There are two enormous ochre eyespots with red pupils on its carapace.

A colorful stuffed beetle with a T-shaped rostrum and a red, ochre, and blue carapace. There are two enormous ochre eyespots with red pupils on its carapace.

A photo of a stuffed beetle on a floral-patterned quilt. The beetle has a carapace with two large eye-spots and a T-shaped rostrum, which is emphasized in this head-on photo.

A photo of a stuffed beetle on a floral-patterned quilt. The beetle has a carapace with two large eye-spots and a T-shaped rostrum, which is emphasized in this head-on photo.

The underside of a stuffed beetle is displayed so that its six legs and grey and pink abdomen are exposed. The legs are made of a rougher sport fabric with a reflective sheen.

The underside of a stuffed beetle is displayed so that its six legs and grey and pink abdomen are exposed. The legs are made of a rougher sport fabric with a reflective sheen.

Earlier this month, I finished a long-term hand sewing project that I've been working on since last Fall: a beady-eyed beetle with enormous eye-spots and a funky rostrum. I just love beetles and wanted to make a giant one for fun. Between the legs and reinforced carapace, this was a challenge!

22.02.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bear therapists have several advantages over human ones: they appear huggable, forest wisdom, won't put up with tantrums

19.02.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Witold, forest therapist

19.02.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol this was also my answer. I was genuinely so befuddled by the storytelling choices in that film that I left my showing 20 minutes early to go grocery shopping.

19.02.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a stylized illustration of three racehorses running. the middle horse is red and has a shooting star for an eye. it's pulling ahead!

a stylized illustration of three racehorses running. the middle horse is red and has a shooting star for an eye. it's pulling ahead!

new kickstarter feature, this time on the art print!! i'm actually really stoked with how it turned out!! grab one for yourself and help us get to the last pin for the next SEVEN DAYS oooo

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sie...

10.02.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is such a gorgeous tank!

08.02.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's sooooo cute. It's impossible to resist the goofy puppy face!

06.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an out of context comic panel from HANS VOGEL IS DEAD. Hans looks surprised and upset at something just off-panel.

an out of context comic panel from HANS VOGEL IS DEAD. Hans looks surprised and upset at something just off-panel.

iiit's update day! aaa

www.hansvogelisdead.com

05.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

God, those line weights are gorgeous

29.01.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an out of context comic panel from HANS VOGEL IS DEAD. Hans watches, hunched over, as Witold leaves the clearing.

an out of context comic panel from HANS VOGEL IS DEAD. Hans watches, hunched over, as Witold leaves the clearing.

iiit's update day! ksch ksch

www.hansvogelisdead.com

29.01.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yesssss finally! I'm so glad things are finally moving forward!!

27.01.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats, Taylor!!

26.01.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going apeshit in response to lifesaving treatment sounds about right for a small, domesticated beast. Absolute menace behavior!!

26.01.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooo Koko!! I'm so glad to hear she's doing better - what a scary time for a health incident

26.01.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

be at least a bit of a freak about what you're making

25.01.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 283 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

AHHHhhhhh this page!!!

23.01.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a war crime

19.01.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0