Stevie Subrizi 🏳️‍⚧️🪬

"where's the food court? i gotta get some spareribs in me."

poets love to name things after ghosts

your ai slop bores me [you asked for an image] a little bird with a big hairdo ["ai" responded] *a line drawing of a little bird with a pompadour twice its size*

what a time to be alive

touché

Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't three little kids wearing a trench coat: Explain how three little kids wearing a trench coat works.

all surrealism all day (also monsters) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched📽️

Evil Beds 10-Year Anniversary Deluxe Edition, by Stevie Subrizi 33 track album

Bandcamp Friday is here once more, so for today only, name your price on any of my full-length releases!

that includes the Evil Beds deluxe edition, my recent live album, Live from Monument Street, and my debut album, Home Alone Forever

steviesubrizi.bandcamp.com

Every culture got:
- A dumpling
- something fried
- an alcohol
- a vampire myth

ideally both!

i really thought i had screwed up some homemade gnocchi, but you guessed it, all i had to do was heat up some olive oil and fry the fuck out of them

it's a true wonder how few foods cannot be salvaged by just frying the fuck out of them

Red Rosa: A Graphic Biography of Rosa Luxemburg, by Kate Evans

picking this bad larry back up in honor of Rosa Luxemburg's birthday

Top Ten Favorite Horror Movies, rough order:

1. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
2. Day of the Dead (1985)
3. Wicker Man (1973)
4. Us (2019)
5. Lair of the White Worm (1988)
6. Suspiria (1977)
7. Evil Dead II (1987)
8. La Morte Vivante (1982)
9. The Stepfather (1987)
10. The Snow Woman (1968)

*nodding along sagely with Inland Empire* the lamp symbolizes murder

DRIVEBALL SLUGMEAT

the phone conversation in ""Glemtastrophe: Anatomy of a Glemsaster" during which Glem gravely recites the Barenaked Ladies lyrics beginning "Chickity China, the Chinese chicken" before the judge hangs up continues to kill me

SLAM GRANDBLAST

PLINK SMACKROPE

next time a Democratic candidate texts me their life story i'm going to reply by telling them all about the sprawling memoirs i've been writing and see how they like it

you bitches tricked me into caring about what's in The Atlantic again

i finally jumped on the bandwagon with the other 30-somethings, so come springtime, in addition to Stevie Subrizi, rabid Orioles fan, i hope you are also ready for Stevie Subrizi, rabid birdwatcher. they keep telling me to see a doctor, but i won't listen!

remember: if you don't think there's ever any antisemitism on the left, then you are the antisemitism on the left

this shabbat, i'm thinking how it kind of sucks how praying for peace always means praying against the government

today, i finished amassing my demos from the last few years into (the demo of) an album. soon, i'll be looking for an indie label who wants it!

Sam Cooke – Night Beat

my number one album to play while i'm sulking, not least of all because it's impossible to not feel at least a little good when "Shake, Rattle and Roll" comes on at the end

Talulah Gosh – Backwash

i have no recollection of how i found it, but in college, this compilation was my gateway into a whole new kind of cool

hell yeah, here we go again. hit me