state cutout of North Dakota with "METH. WE'RE ON IT." on it
BOROWITZ: Now that Kristi Noem has been consigned to the gravel pit of history, let’s take one last look at her finest achievement as governor of South Dakota: the state’s anti-drug slogan that she approved. (I swear this is real.)
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
Let’s play donald or adolf:
“I shall give a propagandistic reason for starting the war, whether it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards whether he told the truth or not.”
No but they played the video game versions of war
Hurting little girls seems to be the mission
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
For a distraction from little Epstein girls
Most of all the Epstein survivors. Anything to drown them out.
He’s going to need longer than that
Hillary’s face tho
As usual. Because #epstein was the motive. As usual.
Let the lord take the guy who does all this, but it’s the devil who gets him
An undeclared war designed to destabilize a nation is terrorism and no civilized nation should want any part of it.
An undeclared war intended to destabilize a nation is the very definition of terrorism
God as my witness I thought the shrill shrieking of “they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs!“ would have done it. Facts aside, sweat lost Nixon the presidency in ‘60, I would think a live tantrum would have worked.
*rapist
Now joined by much of the Middle East
Yeah, that Peace prize will never come now
In breaking news, sore loser launches war named Operation #epicepsteindistraction
Those who live in glass concentration camps shouldn’t throw stones.
He just can’t learn what tariff means
But does she have the UFO files?
Conspiracy salad
Never stop reminding MAGA who use TDS as an insult that the Republican who wrote the Trump Derangement Syndrome bill was arrested for trying to have sex with a child.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
He is stupid, but he knows the truth. He just thinks we’re all stupider than he is
Post everyone that is involved with Epstein before they silence us all.
Look to the skies!
(But not those other files)
#thetruthisoutthere
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Yep that’s the one
