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A package of shield condoms
βAre those people in the room with us now, Peter?β
Total capitulation coming in threeβ¦ twoβ¦ oneβ¦
Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and itβs good sheβs gone.
But this doesnβt change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
Nosferatu's idiot nephew is running our country. Just kill me now and get it over with.
Now that Kristi Noem is out of a job she can spend more time at home doing what she loves best. Cheating on her husband and murdering her childrenβs puppies.
I cannot pronounce this man's name without calling him Markwayne Mullet. I really think he should change it.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' ... oh wait, maybe you can. My mistake.
still image of John Travolta from the movie pulp fiction.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
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Release the Epstein Files
As if any were needed.
Grifters gonna grift.
I totally agree. I also think requiring naval personnel to wear hairnets while on duty is going too far.
The "surprise" is that homo sapien females were more attracted to Neanderthals than scientists previously thought.
I could have told them that.
www.404media.co/scientists-r...
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Don't 'strategic actions' generally require strategy?
Or, in my case, look totally hot in yoga pants.
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
Donβt you get it? Itβs just 17 dimensional chess. Youβll see, it will all work out in the end. π₯Έ
For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.
These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20
and then they expect a tip! Itβs crazy.
I understand you have to reserve massive naval escorts at least two weeks ahead.
stock photo of Bruce Willis from the movie βthe sixth senseβ.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question:
(Spoiler alert: Heβs actually dead.)
Absofuckinglutley.
This is news?
Dammit!
When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_2...