There's a Samsung phone ad where people take a photo of themselves at a night party, then add their dog and make the night into day.
Why even take that photo? What is the point of recording your fake life?
Sounds like it has lessened but be careful!
It's not near me, thankfully. Just some standard rain here.
Here it is. Look at this thing.
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BIG tornado in Union City, MI. Not finding postable footage but might be able to see it at www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oI6...
Argh, yeah. I'm going to try and hold on with my 512 as long as I can.
What's the final price, if I may ask?
Wait a minute. We could have this??
original artist who drew this ralsei: @/NekoBoyeh (Twitter) #ralsei
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
Please!
Baconfish
The grimmest Fox screengrab imaginable: A segment about a White House roundtable on college sports with a bug featuring a State Department phone number that Americans can call if the president's war of choice has them stranded in the Middle East
No, I don't know what a Dungeon Crawler Carl is
Get their ass, ninjas
My ditto is named Timn.
Squirtle just constantly goes over and admires the flowers and I'm like, "That's so Squirtle!"
If being off Bsky keeps them in playoff contention, let them (not) cook
GVH irl
#gvh
There's always money in fursuits, Michael
Why are you putting your money in a fursuit when you can put yourself in it?
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Dess is Ken Griffey Jr.
Unconditional surrender, but not the war-type of unconditional surrender. We're not doing that! Or are we? Eh.
The gist of this article is, "Yes, we have Evangelicals at the highest political appointments, but we also need them in charge of everything else in your world as well."
Sounds like a worship of power to me.
Please do not let me spoil your fun 😆
I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from
