ScaredyKat Bonemann 💀🦴

Yeah but think of all the bookshelf space you save at home, and the money! Even if you read a book that ends up sucking, that's a whole life experience for free-- nothin' better!

When I was a kid, my mom even signed out special-shaped cake pans at the library; they're just the best centralized community resource. Fuckin love libraries.

It is me I'm afraid

I got a call from her campaign last month and I immediately just said "cool I'm actually caucusing for Peggy Flanagan" and the volunteer swiftly backed out of the call and they've never reached out again, lol. Maybe if they call you again you can try that angle?

Angie Craig also voted in favor of tripling the DHS budget in the goddamn BBB last year, so she can absolutely save it with her lame little claims of "regret" now.

Honestly, fuck this lady. She's consistently voted with Republicans and betrayed her constituents; she's as bad as Brad Finstad.

I always want so badly to apply Mississippi rules to this one and it never works out for me

dear god why is it so, so hard for me to remember how to spell Massachusetts???

Thanks so much, I appreciate it!

Proceeds for the upcoming compilation will go to a local mutual aid organization training observers & responders in the Greater Mankato area -- here's a link for more info (sorry for the FB jumpscare):
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The vibe is a Swedish-death-metal-adjacent song about calling on the gods of winter to fuck up masked federal agents; in a place known for people compulsively helping each other in the winter, Minnesotans don't give a shit if an ice agent is stuck in a ditch during a blizzard ❤️ Hope you like it!

Winter Advisory lyric video - JASK YouTube video by Kat Baumann

I made a new song with some friends! This was written for an upcoming compilation called "The Resistance is Being Recorded," featuring musicians in southern MN who hate ice. I'm the "K" in JASK and am on lead vocals!
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If anyone has a direct line to this guy, please ask him why he hasn't announced an eviction moratorium to protect immigrants terrorized by ICE in his state in the dead of winter.

one time a friend from out of state pronounced "Edina" like the name "Edna" and I think that's great actually

ugh, it's rough out here in the mud ❤️ hope there are better days ahead for us both

Digital drawing illustrating the visual manifestation of my executive dysfunction: The top part of my head poking out above an all-encompassing vat of mud, with a distant look in my eyes while pieces of my hair and my eyeglasses floating nearby on the surface

thinkin' through mud this week

"and also with you"

sidenote: I had a springer spaniel as a kid and one time i took him on a walk and he swallowed a live baby bunny whole and sometimes I still think about it when I'm dissociating

crosshatch sketch of an English Springer Spaniel dog (long curly hair on the ears, back of legs and belly, black patches like a cow and a little cropped tail wagging) with a caption pointing to him and saying "Sweet boy [heart]"

Lil springer spaniel sketch to bless your timeline on this morn

Eeeeeeeexcellent!!!! I'm so pleased!

this is a sacred image

that's actually fascinating to me! So, do the parents of the scouts actually make the cookies? we have fairly strict laws in the US about making/selling foods, so commercially-produced sweets make the most sense for food safety and consistent products, I guess.

for the record, I told them to start with Epicloud, then all the Strapping Young Lad albums, then Ziltoid the Omniscient, and by then they'll be deep enough that the rest of the albums will coalesce around them like beautiful sonic fog and there will be no escape

screenshot of a text I got from my friend at 8:04 this morning, which reads "I've not listened to Devin Townsend much. What album would you recommend for a drive?"

picture of Robin Williams in Jumanji, with long hair and a bushy beard, looking excited with his mouth open; the caption "AHHHHHHHH" is above his head

All women really want is to receive this text:

When I was in college over a decade ago, I believe people had to get a four-year degree in elementary education followed by licensure to be an elementary/kindergarten teacher, but that may vary by state. Someone can go through that training and still be a racist piece of shit, unfortunately.

I must admit I am a Thin Mints bitch through and through

eight boxes of cookies will soon approach my gluttonous home I can't wait

Hey remember when you voted in favor of tripling DHS funding in the BBB last year?

I regret not cornering all my neighbors at the caucus a couple weeks ago and figuring out who all the funniest wifi names belong to

I used to go on nice little walks through the cemetery next to my old apartment here in Mankato MN but giant turkeys would block the paths and chase people outta there all the time. Terrifying

glamor shot of Lionel Richie from the 1980's

All my Lionels Richie'd