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Oh yeah that's happened to me before when I was sleep deprived

Lmfao what a fucking infant

it's nice to know that I'm still capable of experiencing joy

it's funny to go from feeling dead inside to feeling super angry about something. it's like, well, this sucks too, but it's still a HUGE improvement over that other thing that was happening

A manicure with alternating neon green and dark purple nails. The green nails have dark purple bats stamped on and the purple nails have lime green spiderwebs stamped on.

we picked the same color palettes!

I bet you're doing better at it than you think you are. Just based on my own experiences with feeling like I'm too broken and weird to socialize.

My gut says a lot of Democrats at the federal level probably don't care much about effective party strategy as long as they, personally, aren't at risk of losing their jobs. Their class interests are far more aligned with Republicans than leftists, and they can use fear and outrage for fundraising.

I'd eat a cottage if it's made out of gingerbread

lmao as if anybody who reads the New York Post would have known what he was talking about if he had said "first cousin once removed" instead

Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"

The Bible is actually about the power of friendship

I was just gonna comment on that, but you did a much better job than I would have so I'm glad you got here first

Are you trying to be insufferable on purpose?

You are taking the original post way too literally

that thread reminds me of this conversation I once had where this person insisted that they were unironically offended when cashiers wished them happy holidays because it was "rubbing their privileged happiness in my face." some people really need to get a grip

I've been listening to goth music since the 80s and I'm only in favor of gatekeeping goth clubs from creeps and nazis. Who cares if you aren't currently a goth music listener? Maybe you'll hear a song you like while you're at the club.

I refuse to watch this video, but judging by the comments, it seems like he's advising that men shouldn't sleep with women (or at least not right away) because doing so will cause us to lose our attraction to them. Um. 100% that just means you're bad at sex, dude.

I like how his example of sloth is "I'm gonna watch reruns of Sex + the City all day." Like, in what decade did he make this video?????

I can't wait to see how the invasion of Illinois goes if the military aren't getting paid

Anyway hi, I'm not dead

It's so weird when men don't engage in community building and then get mad and blame women when they don't have anyone to turn to when they need help. Or when they sexualize emotional intimacy and then wonder why no one rushes to give them emotional support if they're not in a relationship

Chuck Tingle has a couple

Everybody knows Mothman is a hot piece of ass

I wish I had a soundproof room for screaming in

he killed the pope, don't believe him

screenshot of what appears to be a tweet from jd vance saying "and another thing: i didn't kill the pope. please dont put in the newspaper that i killed the pope."

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU *delays your flight just long enough that you miss your layover, calls all the hotels in the city where you'll be stranded and tells them you're a terrorist*

oh shit what if someone is doing it on purpose as a fetish thing

like there's some dude in his back office watching people wander around all confused on the security cameras and just FURIOUSLY masturbating

house cats obviously domesticated humans