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Henry aka Tauf

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The logo for the cybertruck with the letters colored differently, highlighting that it looks like it says "c y b e r t r i k k"

The logo for the cybertruck with the letters colored differently, highlighting that it looks like it says "c y b e r t r i k k"

Cybertrikk

12.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now would be an extremely funny time to crash another boat in the Suez Canal

12.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The most gorgeous sunset streaming through a puffy cloud, situated above the ocean and below the beautiful blue sky.

The most gorgeous sunset streaming through a puffy cloud, situated above the ocean and below the beautiful blue sky.

I'm actually pissed off about this picture I took on our cruise

11.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in the Bay Area for work 2 weeks ago and in the car on the way to dinner we were talking about music and I suggested we make playlists of our music taste and share them in our chat. I did that and I'm gonna be honest I fucking love this playlist. Better than any CD I ever burned

11.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24753 πŸ” 6696 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 419

The loudest man on earth is having a casual conversation about WoW and Marathon on a zoom meeting he is taking in the middle of the otherwise completely quiet workroom

10.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're going on a cruise and want to know which room will be yours don't worry you'll be Assigned Berth At Berth

09.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Similar but I transitioned to Google Tasks for reasons I can't really articulate. Maybe to separate my todos from my notes

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We normally start bedtime right now but it's okay, she woke up an hour earlier than normal, hasn't been able to take a nap, and has a 3 hour flight ahead of her.

07.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't give her a tablet under normal circumstances but this is what they're made for

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Flight delayed 7 hours with a 3-year-old

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's days like these when I wished I believed in hell. It would be so comforting to believe that we didn't have to do anything and these bastards would be tortured forever in the afterlife without any intervention. Yet I don't, so the only way to make them experience regret is in this lifetime.

01.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A website ad for Yahoo that shows a woman intensely scrutinizing the part in her hair with text that says "Search for Sexy Women Undies" and "See search results for women in undies"

A website ad for Yahoo that shows a woman intensely scrutinizing the part in her hair with text that says "Search for Sexy Women Undies" and "See search results for women in undies"

27.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
CHARLIEEKIRK
SHOW
LIVE
Charlie Kirk
ASTRY DEA

CHARLIEEKIRK SHOW LIVE Charlie Kirk ASTRY DEA

Hmm.. I don’t think so

25.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 6873 πŸ” 1243 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 47

To me, an adventure game is one where you go places and get things that let you go to other places that you passed by before but couldn't proceed forward. Works for text adventures, point and click adventures, classic Zeldas (top down adventure), and Metroidvanias (side scrolling adventures)

25.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I call them side scrolling adventure games

25.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
14.01.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 4090 πŸ” 1805 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

A delicious cycle

24.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A TV commercial that says "Have you been diagnosed with AMD?" with a picture of an eye that has a magnifying glass over it

A TV commercial that says "Have you been diagnosed with AMD?" with a picture of an eye that has a magnifying glass over it

No, I have Nvidia

22.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me (to Bean): I love you
Bean (to me): Don't talk, I'm trying to sleep

21.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Today, I turn 40 years old. Which means The Legend of Zelda is ALSO 40 years old. Happy birthday bud.

20.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I heard Trump was hanging at the Department of Justice and got excited

20.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture from my jobs HR software that says "You have a new payslip" but the image next to it, which is a picture of a hand holding a dollar bill that is not crumpled, does at a quick glance look like a hand holding a penis

A picture from my jobs HR software that says "You have a new payslip" but the image next to it, which is a picture of a hand holding a dollar bill that is not crumpled, does at a quick glance look like a hand holding a penis

This clip art made me do a double-take at work.

19.02.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture taken in a Target of a package of toilet paper rolls that are the same width as normal rolls but about 2.5 to 3 times the radius. Meaning it has 6.25 to 9 times the toilet paper. Probably more given the hole for the cardboard tube is the same and not also larger.

A picture taken in a Target of a package of toilet paper rolls that are the same width as normal rolls but about 2.5 to 3 times the radius. Meaning it has 6.25 to 9 times the toilet paper. Probably more given the hole for the cardboard tube is the same and not also larger.

Has anyone bought the Charmin Forever Rolls?

19.02.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chart that visually maps out literary genres and their subtypes such as Highbrow, Experimental, Bildungsroman, Realism, Meta, and Classics

A chart that visually maps out literary genres and their subtypes such as Highbrow, Experimental, Bildungsroman, Realism, Meta, and Classics

I don't know Latin but I assume "Literary Qua Literary" means "Book ass books"

19.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A roof where the angle of the light from the setting sun has highlighted parallel, vertical ridges and valleys by only being able to illuminate the western facing side of each ridge.

A roof where the angle of the light from the setting sun has highlighted parallel, vertical ridges and valleys by only being able to illuminate the western facing side of each ridge.

I'm not an expert but I don't think my neighbors roof should look wavy like that.

19.02.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small cute upright-standing orange cat plushie that is upside down on its head in the corner of a crib. It looks dejected

A small cute upright-standing orange cat plushie that is upside down on its head in the corner of a crib. It looks dejected

That sam plushie upside down again peering through a clear circular window on a cloth toy bin, seemingly looking for someone to help it

That sam plushie upside down again peering through a clear circular window on a cloth toy bin, seemingly looking for someone to help it

You okay bud?

19.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. Foreshadowing of COVID in particular

16.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0