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Stephie Haynes

@crooklyn

Haterous. Work: https://heynottheface.substack.com | https://levelchangepodcast.substack.com | I got a gold nameplate that says "I wish you would" #LewisHamilton #F1🏎 Follow https://bsky.app/profile/ninjaneer.bsky.social

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Shitbag behavior

07.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Raising rabbits for food"

He's raising rabbits for TikTok content. I hope he starves.

07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish folks understood the difference between more money and fair pay. They're two very different things. I get a percentage of revenue. Because my work is directly tied to stock markets, and because markets tend to have positive calendar yrs 75% of the time, it ensures my pay goes up every year.

04.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Antitrust experts say UFC engaging in spoliation shenanigans | Ep. 232 Experts for the plaintiffs in the UFC antitrust cases say the defendants (UFC) engaged in spoliation shenanigans.

Mark Shapiro's commentary at the Morgan Stanley Tech Conference left plenty open to interpretation, so @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discussed it at length in today's episode. There's a lot more & you can listen at the link. 2/2

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03.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Experts in the UFC antitrust cases say UFC executives are up to something regarding the spoliation of evidence. Ari Emanuel using Signal with auto delete engaged, possible missing devices, and a dramatic decrease in messaging illustrates their argument. 1/2

03.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And to top it off, he's blessed with godly acting chops.

01.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just Look At Them Odds, Fam: UFC Fight Night Mexico Preview | Ep. 395 Brandon Moreno is probably as confused as the rest of us are.

#UFCMexico is a prime example of why a group of fans have brought forth a lawsuit suing UFC for their subpar, watered down product. Will they win? Highly doubtful, but @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I trudge on to discuss the slop UFC keeps slinging.

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27.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Finally! Someone is suing the UFC for inferior cards | Ep. 231 A new complaint has been filed seeking class action status on behalf of fans that paid for bad UFC events.

We also look at Frank Warren's beginning stages of legal action against TKO and Sela, Paramount's takeover of WB-Discovery, Benn-Prograis, Bud Crawford's JRE interview, and more. 2/2

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27.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone is suing UFC over subpar events and monopolization but will their suit go anywhere? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this in today's episode, as well as the latest filings in the antitrust cases that are asking for sanctions on UFC over spoliation of evidence. 1/2

27.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Did Plaintiffs defame Dominance MMA in UFC antitrust case? | Ep. 230 Dominance MMA claims a video posted by one of the Plaintiffs led to fighter criticism of the company.

On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss the reaction to Conor Benn’s purse, Rousey claiming she’s bringing competition to the biz, the White House card’s price tag & Dominance MMA’s opposition to being held in contempt. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...

25.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our male does that too. Like doesn't even wait for you to step away. He's ready to shit immediately lol

22.02.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@ninjaneer.bsky.social

22.02.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

True story: went to sleep about 1 minute after I dropped the episode, immediately thought, "Baby Punch is gonna have a good day" then drifted off to sleep. Peaceful 4 hours it was.

21.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ronda's More Fun Than You, Sean (UFC Fight Night Preview) | Ep. 394 Stop running your mouth, the well is dry.

Today, @crooklyn.bsky.social taught me about Punch, the monkey taking the Internet by storm.

That was more fun than watching Strickland fight.

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21.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists Discover How To β€œSwitch Off” Cancer Genes for Good A new study shows that targeting key epigenetic proteins may permanently switch off cancer genes. Scientists at Monash University, working with Harvard University, report they have found a way to perm...

Oh, my goodness, this is a huge breakthrough in cancer research. This is another example of why it is crucially important to fund basic scientific research.
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19.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 12510 πŸ” 3981 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 241
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Will Rousey vs. Carano be the highest paid MMA fight of all time? | Ep. 228 Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano took the sports world by storm with the announcement of their fight, but could it end up being the biggest fight in MMA history?

On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Rousey vs Carano announced Netflix fight, Vergil Ortiiz & Golden Boys court battles, give an update on the UFC antitrust case & more. heynottheface.substack.com/p/will-rouse...

18.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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How fast can Zuffa Boxing reach a $20B valuation? | Ep. 226 Listen now | Mark Shapiro says TKO is looking at Zuffa Boxing to become the third arm of their empire, but how fast can they achieve their goal?

We give you another long show that also includes commentary of WBC's latest blunder and how Mauricio Sulaiman is adding to the wreckage via social media. 2/2

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10.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TKO's Mark Shapiro & Ari Emanuel hope to make Zuffa Boxing the 3rd arm of their power triumvirate but how long will it take to get to $20B? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discuss this and Floyd Mayweather's legal complaint in today's episode. We also talk Taxi Driver's 50th anniversary. 1/2

10.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

10.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't believe that." - Stephanie.

I don't either. Not one bit.

10.02.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How fast can Zuffa Boxing reach a $20B valuation? | Ep. 226 Listen now | Mark Shapiro says TKO is looking at Zuffa Boxing to become the third arm of their empire, but how fast can they achieve their goal?

On today’s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss Floyd Mayweather’s complaint against Showtime & Stephen Espinoza, TKO’s plans to turn Zuffa Boxing into a $20B entity & the 50th anniversary of Taxi Driver! heynottheface.substack.com/p/how-fast-c...

10.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ehh screw it, read it right now.
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08.02.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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It's a Vegas Miracle... Sort Of | Ep. 393 An honest-to-goodness Apex card? We'll take it

Get some!

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07.02.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Summary of UFC Antitrust Spoilation Hearing | Ep. 225 This is our comprehensive summary of both days of the UFC antitrust spoilation hearing.

We look at testimony from Dana White, Tracy Long, Hunter Campbell, Eric Yee and Elliott Howard and weigh in on believability, and also discuss Judge Boulware's active role in the hearing. We also analyze possible sanctions & what's next. 2/2

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07.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Hey yo! @heynottheface.bsky.social & I just did a comprehensive review of the 2-day UFC antitrust spoilation hearing so we decided to drop it immediately. Fresh off the recorder to your ears AND we have a PDF chart exhibit of missing/data devices for your perusal. 1/2

07.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Recap on Dana White’s Court Hearing A recording from John S. Nash's live video

Check out @heynottheface.bsky.social's court room coverage of Dana White and Tracy Long's spoilation testimony from yesterday and share it around.

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05.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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We also discuss Floyd Mayweather's lawsuit against Showtime and Espinoza, how Zuffa Boxing will get around co-promotion with Ring for title unifications and more. Check it out. 2/2

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04.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boxing's sanctioning organizations are under fire and rightfully so, but are they worth saving or should they be scrapped entirely? @heynottheface.bsky.social & I look at this from all angles in today's episode. 1/2

04.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting

02.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 680 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Y'all, these are outstanding. Costco. $8.79 for a bag of 18

02.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0