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Joseph Dix

@cottoneyejoe88

37. He/Him. Pizza & Wrestling enthusiast, huggably fat.

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16.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2289 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
Dungeons and Dragons poster with all 

Chris Pine as Edgin "Ed" Darvis, a bard 
Michelle Rodriguez as Holga Kilgore, a barbarian 
Justice Smith as Simon Aumar, a half-elf wild magic sorcerer 
Sophia Lillis as Doric, a tiefling druid 
Hugh Grant as Forge Fitzwilliam, an ambitious rogue 
RegΓ©-Jean Page as Xenk Yendar, a paladin

Dungeons and Dragons poster with all Chris Pine as Edgin "Ed" Darvis, a bard Michelle Rodriguez as Holga Kilgore, a barbarian Justice Smith as Simon Aumar, a half-elf wild magic sorcerer Sophia Lillis as Doric, a tiefling druid Hugh Grant as Forge Fitzwilliam, an ambitious rogue RegΓ©-Jean Page as Xenk Yendar, a paladin

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

31.12.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12
Nic Cage John Madden in the vest

Nic Cage John Madden in the vest

Alan in the video where he is wearing fat prosthetics

Alan in the video where he is wearing fat prosthetics

Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.

26.12.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

β€œSELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

26.12.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 1767 πŸ” 621 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

18.12.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 1843 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 144

I believe this is Kermit’s response to Ms Piggy cheating on him with Geoff Keighley

18.12.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eight Palestine Action activists are being left to die in prison – all without even facing trial.

We must force the government to act, before it’s too late ⬇️
https://goodlaw.social/3e3320

18.12.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 479 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 23

115 democrats just voted to establish the first federal statutory definition of sex, which could now be used to

β€’ charge fraud for using documents that misrepresent β€œsex”
β€’ reverse all federal records gender markers
β€’ sue a future gov’t for attempting to rescind trump’s anti-trans exec orders

11.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 38
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Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.

Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t β€œsecurity,” it’s unchecked government control.

All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

10.12.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 12725 πŸ” 3879 πŸ’¬ 1156 πŸ“Œ 415

A genuine shameful waste of money - this could have easily funded the purchase of at least 5 or 6 complete in box copies of Conker’s Bad Fur Day

06.12.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet

04.12.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 3855 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 145

Please follow Youtubers that need it.

youtu.be/4mxvDChdayQ

04.12.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Thanksgiving, 'Merica

27.11.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"We're the best country in the world", starts this UK minister, "and we're going to reduce the reasons for people to want to come here." yes buddy UK politics has been doing great at making sure fewer people want to live there by just making the entire place more shit

17.11.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history

14.11.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 3548 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 17

The Beer Barons out there somewhere

03.11.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bowser has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New Donk City.

03.11.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

The Balatro update features some of my finest, most painful work πŸƒ

02.11.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 734 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Oof, that's an unsub from me then

29.10.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.10.2025 09:46 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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I asked Microsoft PR about thisβ€”specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICEβ€”and the company declined to comment.

27.10.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 5766 πŸ” 1585 πŸ’¬ 235 πŸ“Œ 503
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

26.10.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 4821 πŸ” 1135 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 68

should not have let the gamergate people run the country

bad idea all around

27.10.2025 04:09 πŸ‘ 2061 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 5
Bernie, Zohran and AOC on stage.

Bernie, Zohran and AOC on stage.

Thank you, New York City.

Now let’s win.

27.10.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 30686 πŸ” 3898 πŸ’¬ 410 πŸ“Œ 234

Disney Adults were ready to burn the parks to the ground over ABC firing Jimmy Kimmel, so anybody who still supports JKR is on her side or history's biggest wimp.

27.10.2025 08:00 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Politics is a skill

25.10.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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POLLS ARE NOW OPEN.

Find out where you early vote ⬇️ πŸ—³οΈ
findmypollsite.vote.nyc

25.10.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 18875 πŸ” 4046 πŸ’¬ 536 πŸ“Œ 299
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

25.10.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 34103 πŸ” 4769 πŸ’¬ 823 πŸ“Œ 388

Also, the same account.

Video gaming tourists still can't seem to distinguish the difference between creating and owning an IP.

Example: if they did a two-minute search, they’ll understand that Naughty Dog indeed created the Crash Bandicoot IP, but doesn’t own the IP as of 2025.

25.10.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0