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thought that had to just be a highway shoulder until I saw the bike marking like a half mile into it wtf

05.03.2026 21:24 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cool thing abt it all is they both died pennyless because of our countries wonderful healthcare system. at least my working class evil grandfather had the dignity to die at his barstool

05.03.2026 20:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah my metal shop worker grandfather was a violent alcoholic, used to beat the shit out of my grandma and mom daily, went to prison after getting pulled over for DUI and pointing a shotgun at the cops and he’s still the less evil of the two lol

05.03.2026 20:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

both, actually

05.03.2026 17:56 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NASA engineer and union metal shop machinist. guess which one was evil

05.03.2026 17:55 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

not the point i know sorry but check out city bean on jefferson, $13-17/lb of da good stuff if you pay cash

04.03.2026 22:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sucking his wifes fingers on national tv and getting us out of afghanistan the two good things that man did in his whole career

04.03.2026 00:07 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
that tuhfet ul-mulk illustration of the guys in a circle, each w their dick in da butt of the gentleman in front of him

that tuhfet ul-mulk illustration of the guys in a circle, each w their dick in da butt of the gentleman in front of him

me and the biden boyz doin this but with fingy suckin

03.03.2026 23:39 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

nice brother nice #nowthatssuckin

03.03.2026 23:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

jk mostly but also it’s an odd feeling to have it become such an intrusive thought that it becomes completely divorced from any intent if that makes sense. memeified in my own reflexive thoughts. probably not a great sign

03.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#suckerschoice

03.03.2026 22:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bidens wrinkled crooked finger lookin like a microwaved hotdog i just wanna cover it in ketchup and slurp that thang

bidens wrinkled crooked finger lookin like a microwaved hotdog i just wanna cover it in ketchup and slurp that thang

🤤

03.03.2026 22:54 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

reskeet this if youd suck bidens finger #suckdatfingy

03.03.2026 22:52 👍 123 🔁 21 💬 14 📌 1
charlie daniels band official benghazi shirt, now 30% off

charlie daniels band official benghazi shirt, now 30% off

sad. they could have used the fresh perspective. apparently the benghazi shirts arent selling too hot anymore 😢

03.03.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

charlie daniels was 100% correct about benghazi not going away, but not in the way he thought

03.03.2026 22:30 👍 52 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

ive had a couple cookies that good ngl

03.03.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these dino nuggies will beat your ass

03.03.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hell no these are dude snacks bro. have a nibble if your fuckin man enough

03.03.2026 22:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cereal got its balls back
pb&j finally nutted up
pudding cups, uncucked
cookies fuck now

03.03.2026 22:22 👍 56 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0
dave portnoy on his tippy toes lol

dave portnoy on his tippy toes lol

bro hit em with the portnoy

03.03.2026 21:25 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

glad i saw this on my lunch break

03.03.2026 21:23 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.03.2026 21:21 👍 319 🔁 42 💬 17 📌 3

absolutely

03.03.2026 19:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m just glad we were able to find the awful man who did this

03.03.2026 19:28 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

of course this got snitch tagged smh

03.03.2026 19:22 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dude’s got hank hill noggin I didnt know they made those over there

03.03.2026 13:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he didnt wash his hands but he did rinse his balls in the sink

03.03.2026 05:30 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

it all kinda mixed together it was hard to distinguish tbh but it was bad

03.03.2026 05:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a man who looks like a boiled egg thats been rolled around on a barber shop floor

a man who looks like a boiled egg thats been rolled around on a barber shop floor

a dude just broke into my house and took a shit on the bathroom floor not even anywhere near the toilet like in the corner its awful and it stinks. i got this pic if him before he left can anyone help me find him to clean this up???

03.03.2026 05:26 👍 425 🔁 32 💬 29 📌 10

damn i could go for a 12 egg omelette rbn

03.03.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0