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Pretentious windbag of a ne'er do well with delusions of grandeur; fluent in gibberish, nonsense, and both mumbo and jumbo.

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In the Holocaust, Jews faced a continuing series of laws forbidding them to do certain activities & occupations. The goal was to remove them from society. The US is now doing this to trans ppl. Generally, once one State brings in such laws, others follow.

26.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 15781 πŸ” 3952 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 70
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Will it be national news? Will it cause performative outrage? Will he be censured?

Nope. Forgotten by tomorrow.

16.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 13956 πŸ” 4062 πŸ’¬ 1179 πŸ“Œ 472
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🀣

16.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?

13.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 15485 πŸ” 5202 πŸ’¬ 669 πŸ“Œ 195

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

08.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 5067 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 43
a meme β€” the top says β€œMy dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the β€œbefore,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the β€œafter,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

a meme β€” the top says β€œMy dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the β€œbefore,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the β€œafter,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

07.02.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 16638 πŸ” 2129 πŸ’¬ 495 πŸ“Œ 168
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07.02.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.

06.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 21453 πŸ” 9475 πŸ’¬ 1493 πŸ“Œ 771
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 32281 πŸ” 13862 πŸ’¬ 589 πŸ“Œ 1595

I remember seeing the movie "Bad Taste" on VHS years ago with a friend of mine; and the old point and click stuff was great. Spent way too much time playing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Monkey Island, and Sid Meir's Pirates back in the day before og Warcraft came on the scene.

04.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do AI bots need to socialize? Do you want your oven apologizing to the dishwasher for caked on burned bits on a casserole dish?

03.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*

*4 packets of string cheese

01.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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31.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.

30.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 25122 πŸ” 6656 πŸ’¬ 974 πŸ“Œ 281
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The US drew up a plan to invade Canada in 1930. Now Trump is reviving old fears Now the US is vying regional dominance, experts point to War Plan Red as proof its Canadian allyship has always been flimsy

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

29.01.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings.

This can't be "reformed"

27.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 5990 πŸ” 2356 πŸ’¬ 279 πŸ“Œ 148

"And because we had no assistance from the state of Minnesota, our semi-literate army of misfit goons is obviously now allowed to murder the citizens of that state at will."

26.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2713 πŸ” 580 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 29
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Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents?

Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?

25.01.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 6525 πŸ” 1726 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 74

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

25.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 37864 πŸ” 11856 πŸ’¬ 781 πŸ“Œ 378

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?

24.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 13232 πŸ” 3422 πŸ’¬ 313 πŸ“Œ 109
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NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.

24.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 2664 πŸ” 1477 πŸ’¬ 435 πŸ“Œ 421
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The white house posted this AI pic . Some people don't like AI . I think AI is ok for somethings . But the actual stupidity here is penguins do not live in Greenland . Greenland is in the northern hemisphere penguins live in the southern hemisphere .

24.01.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

The United States government used armed thugs to kidnap a 5-year-old child off an American street, separate him from his dad, traffic him to another state, and sling him into a scary & unsafe concentration camp.

"This is not who we are!!!"

Yes, unfortunately, it now is.

22.01.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2478 πŸ” 1040 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 70
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DHS ICE memo 1-21-26

Stop what you’re doing and read this whistleblower report. ICE has been training its agents that they don’t need a judicial warrant to break down your door - a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

21.01.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 15571 πŸ” 8167 πŸ’¬ 790 πŸ“Œ 487

He goes on to describe one of his officers being stopped when she was off-duty solely because she's non-white, harassed by ICE goons who slapped her phone out of her hand as she tried to record, only to be let go when she finally revealed she was a cop.

20.01.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 10103 πŸ” 3447 πŸ’¬ 230 πŸ“Œ 95
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17.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have we considered the likelihood that ICE's knuckle-dragging goons were simply illiterate?

17.01.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7

β€œThe United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”

- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman

17.01.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 14646 πŸ” 4304 πŸ’¬ 320 πŸ“Œ 188
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Is administration is full of ignorant liars.

16.01.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 18813 πŸ” 5377 πŸ’¬ 671 πŸ“Œ 268