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Nasty nasty stuff, maybe just don't hang it

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a sweater . ALT: two men are sitting on a couch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a sweater .
11.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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McLean in the first inning was the filthiest thing Italy has seen since Rochelle Rochelle #MetsSky #WBC

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the same way about tauchman, and he will bring a veteran presence to the team.

But with the surplus we have and the youngsters not far off, he could be a nice chip to cash in.

10.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great problem, nice to have some trade bait (pache, tauchman etc)

10.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, we have so many fucking outfielders. #MetsSky

10.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the insufferable Paul Skenes patriotism talk more annoying than the Zachary Levi commercial?

10.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Skenes loved his country more than anything in the world, he wouldn't be pitching in the MLB. Enough with this bullshit lmao

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the only thing haters will talk about is the home run he gave up on the first pitch of his first appearance of spring training.

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skenes is such a fraud I can't stand him.

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The announcers kept referring to it as a "run differential" but the math was a litttttle more complex than runs for minus runs against.

09.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is unnecessarily confusing.

09.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we missed our boat for anything substantial in return. Probably should have traded him for LuBob when we had the chance.

09.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His hit scored the go-ahead run, not the winning one. The sentiment remains the same. Fuck Chase Utley forever. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ruben Tejada had the game winning hit for Panama last night. Chase Utley? He was at home being a fucking bitch. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, Mark. You officially have a batting average (.100) this tournament. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he reads this and hits a 515 foot home run this inning, but Vientos is fucking COOKED. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold up, didn't Korea already play today?

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhh how about Scorsese's religious docuseries?

08.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently MJ Melendez can play 1B #MetsSky

08.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zachary Levi go awaaaaaaay

08.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay Bruce Hooper, relax. You're 0-2 and he hit you in the shin guard.

08.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I let out a "hah!" and then also got really sad.

08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao this dude Adam Amin did not just drop a "jingoism"

08.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clay Holmes lookin naaaaaasty #MetsSky

08.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT A CATCH! Rooting for the UK so hard right now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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4 year old gave me a manicure. I think she picked the right color. #MetsSky

07.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao no kazoos is hilarious

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the most patient AB I've EVER seen from Vientos

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Break out here Vientos. #MetsSky

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0