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Battle of the Jams poster

ROLLER DERBY TODAY! Doors open at 5pm, wheels roll at 6pm!

🎟️: myalaskatix.com/events/live-...

With military assets diverted to the Middle East, skirmishes in the War on Christmas are heating up.

Ducks on the dashboard of a Jeep. One has a BFF bracelet on its neck and one has red heart sunglasses.

The Swiftie duck someone left me got heat molded by the defroster a lil (Lol), but I got it a friend today anyway! There’s a lot going on at the moment. #swiftie

Me biting a gold medal for my book

My book: The Mermaid of Lake Superior and 3 medals

POV: if authors posed like Olympians

While you’re here, I did the girl math. If I sell 66,802 copies of my E-book, I can pay off my student loans.

The E-book version of The Mermaid of Lake Superior is $2.99 on Amazon:
a.co/d/0dflmLn8 🧜‍♀️

You know we’re in a recession when you call Disneyland and don’t even have to hold.

I wanna go crash it! 🤣

Like I need some physical pain to replace this emotional pain STAT!

why am I like this

The moment you go, “I need a new tattoo!” and realize this is your reflexive response when you can no longer make your own sunshine.

Battle of the Jams banner

Are you ready for some live roller derby action?! Saturday, March 7, Rage City Roller Derby brings the action in another amplified home game sponsored by KBEAR Alaska’s Hottest Country and KHWL Alaska’s Rock.

I think we’re all emotionally exhausted, Blue. 😔

Hang in there.

Haha! 🤣 Evasive maneuver! Jeep jeep!

The person in front of me this morning on the drive to work failed slowing down to turn twice and then hit a snowbank trying to turn and bounced back at me.

Me looking very 90’s with my Kristen doll

I don’t want much of my childhood stuff, but this weekend I smuggled Kristen back to Alaska in my suitcase. #noregrets

🫠 Spring is coming, I suppose…

A sidewalk covered in snow boogers that is not conducive to walking.

I love paying butt loads of property taxes to walk with my dog (cuz we sure as heck can’t run) on whatever the f* this is. You’d think a winter city like Anchorage would figure it out.

Sorry you have to go through the stinky poo sandwich. 😔 Hopefully you will make your way out of it and on to bigger and better things like…pickled herring(?)or whatever it is you used to tweet about. 🤣 Sardines? I can’t remember.

My husband was at one time president of the curling club. There was no cross-training, which I devoted a lot of time to for roller derby.

It’s mostly practice and learning strategy. Yet he would argue that he’s the one who played a “real” sport. 🙃

A man died in the restroom while his son was boxing

This was my 2nd great grandpa. If I die in the rest room and you guys put it in my obituary I’m going to come back from the afterlife to cut a B.

a man and a woman wearing blue sequined pants are clapping ALT: a man and a woman wearing blue sequined pants are clapping

When I get back to Alaska I’m going to make my own goddamn sunshine.

The good fight is hard. 😔 So goes the life of the black sheep.

I hate the person I become around my parents, and I’m exhausted from being around all these gosh darn extroverts.

It’s fine, I’m not mad. I’ll “just keep swimming” in this student loan debt and bidding on eBay for the family heirlooms I want to buy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The nieces, however, may not be so fortunate in this timeline. 😔

I feel like a lot of people out there wrongfully use their smart/successful adult children to justify they were good at parenting and are decent human beings when they are straight up Yahtzee/p3do sympathizing trash feeding their feeble retirement savings to millionaires to own some libs.

Bahahaha! Yasss

What is the threat?

All copper mines experience spills and accidental releases.

Email your senators to tell them to vote NO on HJ140 to protect the water system that so many flora and fauna rely on for survival—including humans. It’s also WAY too close to Lake Superior for comfort.

Roses are red, clean lakes are blue, sulfide-ore copper mining is the wrong thing to do

Proposed legislation introduces sulfide-ore copper mining in the MN Superior National Forest by a Chilean-owned company. Pollution near the headwaters of the Boundary Waters would spread to connected rivers and lakes as well as enter the groundwater.

www.savetheboundarywaters.org/current-thre...

Astros walk on moon

President Kennedy assassinated

Minnesota twins win 87 World Series

When I was a little girl my grandpa saved my life, and today we celebrated his.

At the after party I rifled through stinky files of old documents to find the newspapers that he thought were worthy of saving. He wasn’t wrong. 😆

I’m not afraid of laying at the airport floor.

I used to work at Carrs on Gambell.

Swimming in my student debt counts as cardio

Also sorta name dropped that my brother is one of the chief utility engineers for the city of Duluth and he says it’s a bad idea.