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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become

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Not what I'd have expected to see under a sign for Tater Bros.

07.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop.

07.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So it is a war, then?

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For having so many As in their title, I can't imagine they saw too many in law school

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"your Spidey-Sense ears" omg im ded

07.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They haven't sweat over that choice for one iota of one second.

07.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Malicious compliance: it's not publicly displayed

07.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I never watched it and I probably never will. The mere idea of what happened isn't as physically/violently brutal as it is emotionally brutal.

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Juris Doctor Mario

07.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was worse for longer in a lot of ways but there was also less Internet for doomscrolling and immediate bad take and vibe proliferation

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will you settle for sociopath?

07.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the point of that, one for one end, one for the other, obvious which starts first.

07.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aguirra? Another wild movie.

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Say that "Bugonia" was good

06.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alas, her original looks couldn't let themselves get outpaced by her soul

06.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cucktianity

06.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm seems like some pretty intentional, knowing, malicious violations of civil rights

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooo this is very me-coded. Thanks!

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t need corrective lenses as a baby either.

06.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But they always have absolutely pristine truck beds, you could eat off of them any time, anywhere

06.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These slurs must hate Republican Party Official chats!

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, not 1990s Diedrich Bader!

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm laying big money on Steak & Shake

06.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah, having a brain that recognizes a single frame from a tv episode thirty years later but not yesterday's lunch

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out that he's actually a *Juris* Doctor

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. 79.

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

+58 *net* for Republicans means 78% approval. Utterly fucking deranged.

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad I finally watched it last year, immediately back to back with the documentary. I think the latter vastly enhanced the former, too, and I can't really say that for any other BTS film documentary I've seen.

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A legal resident, a mother AND a charitable worker for the unhoused, talk about a MAGA three-fer. Just about the diametric opposite of those subhuman scumfucking shitbags in every respect.

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was this Geordi getting ready to seduce Dr. Leah Brahms? Or did I just make that up in my head.

06.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0