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He/him. Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!

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"A.I. is here to stay."
Yeah, well, so is COVID-19. That doesn't make it a good thing or obligate me to pursue it.

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GMOs in food, maybe?

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[To the tune of "Raspberry Beret"]
He had a
🎡 THREE HOUR DELAY 🎡

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because you're all the way down there. (Then again, everyone is all the way down there relative to me.)

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean it missed most of his brainstem, right?

06.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AT
ATDP3683888

06.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess dogs just feel more liberated today.

05.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him ALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him

Got 'em like

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, nice job! It really looks like them!

05.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya beat me to it. πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Especially* because "I was told not to do that before doing so"!

05.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like sleeping in a completely quiet room.

05.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DMAB/DFAB? More like AGGJ.

05.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My endorsements have been insurmountable, but the candidates I don't endorse need to drop out!

04.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That and it's a bad idea to fire guns in the air like that. Those bullets will land somewhere and may cause damage when they do. It's still no worse than the worst I've seen from I.C.E., though.

04.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And now, here's Italian singer-songwriter Adriano Celentano with his hit song from 1972:

04.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Skateboard stop-motion

04.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 727 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

I think we're reading the illustration different ways. I'm reading it as the glass being *huge* and being held by the woman in the background.

04.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A.I.-generated illustration of a woman holding a full martini glass that's bigger than her head.

A.I.-generated illustration of a woman holding a full martini glass that's bigger than her head.

"I'll drink what she's drinking."

04.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"If the J. Geils Band can sing about their 'homeroom homeroom angel,' then my book can be about the Midnight Midnight Library."

04.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's toast time" is going in my lexicon.

04.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 862 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 14

bsky.app/profile/good...

03.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why stop at "a very reasonable price"? If you can dictate their prices, why not order them to provide that insurance for free?

03.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If real-life-event betting weren't poisonous, I'd consider making a large wager that it DOESN'T happen between now and July 4. If I win the bet, easy money. If I lose the bet, I know he doesn't see our precious 250th, which of course is even better.

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We created a machine that plays the game for you, inspired by the 2008 sci-fi Pixar movie 'Having a Machine Play the Game for You Makes You a Lazy Slob and Is Very Bad.'"

03.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says i can 't turn left while standing in a room Alt: Clip from "Zoolander" in which Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) says "I can't turn left!" then turns 270 degrees to the right.

Is your son Zoolander?

03.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint:
bsky.app/profile/tvmo...

03.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you think you have the Jim Henson recipe, but it's really just the Jim Henson ingredient list.

02.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What would have been different if it HAD been a regime-change war?

02.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0