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My perfect day would involve getting froyo

Sad ☹️

Olive Garden should make a commercial that is like Nicole Kidman amc video

I am so glad baseball is back I love you Philadelphia

I LOVE MY CATS AND THE PHILLIES

Really never want to see that Benny blanco guy again

How long will it take the 3 men in my apartment to wish me a happy international women’s day?

This is what I’m talking about!

What else can I dip in chick fila sauce ?

Agreed!

:(((

Can people be funnier on here so I can leave twitter forever

Before and after someone yelling go birds at you on the street

Womanhood is failing to find an outfit and having to go to urban outfitters for a dress last minute

Oh Mary has inspired me in endless ways

1. Start yelling
2. Start drinking
3. Hiss
4. Become an actress
5. Sing Belle and Sebastian cabaret
6. Do whatever I want
7. Write fan fiction
8. Wear dresses like that
9. Run lines w my bf
10. Spread rumors of historical figures
11. Write inmates in jail

I love when the people of Philadelphia are happy they deserve it

everyone should BE QUIET and SHUT UP forever

Wouldn’t it be easier for every person at the restaurant if they would just give you bigger cups. Less refills.

What’s better than this combo?

Mornings like these make me realize America really does run on Dunkin

every time I eat an apple I’m like damn I should do this more often

nothing like looking at the clock realizing it’s 2am after locking into the sims for 7 hours <3

I do not think Big Justice and AJ would survive the Brooklyn Costco

I am at goodwill and someone donated their entire collection of handknitted sweaters I am in heaven

Confused Casey Anthony and Casey Affleck the other day

Thoughtful!

Weird !

Cannot wait for this to end

Love this guy and would love to hang out with him

Her and his bedtime phone screens