I’ve definitely been a 5x a week person at times. What’s your order?
12.03.2026 16:56
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I’ve definitely been a 5x a week person at times. What’s your order?
At first I didn’t realize the first post was four days ago and thought you were having four Chipotle bowls TODAY.
Did Target pay for this article?
Yesterday out of NOWHERE, "We're sending our love down the well (all the way down)" came into my head. This happens at least twice a year at random.
How tonight’s shift is going:
Went to bed before SOTU, not that I wanted to hear that man speak anyway.
Woke up and somehow didn't get a single political text overnight
The St. Croix river doesn't end at Hastings, it ends at Prescott!
That’s Noem
I keep mentioning that a huge contingent of Team USA is Minnesotan.
Not an American Airlines ad when watching a YouTube animation of TWA Flight 800...
Now I'm picturing your husband somehow totally messing up the entire PB jar when he gets to it first
Since that side is nothing but projection, I assume that their paid protester accusations are really just confessions that they themselves pay protesters.
With the evergreen caveat of “not all customers” etc
😍 looks awesome
I noticed an already pretty hot “content creator” start posting AI slop of himself. It’s like 98% the same but now his skin looks impossibly perfect. It’s some uncanny valley shit. Like just be real please
At first glance the bottom left looks like a hot dog
Every time this gay bar hosts its monthly country music night, the customers are always extremely feral (and not in the fun sexy sense of the term). It’s guaranteed full moon energy no matter what. I hate mess and I hate the music. Can’t win on nights like this.
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Sweet. I already have numerous possible 40th birthday (or around that time) vacations floating around in my head but if there’s a good cruise around that time I will strongly consider it.
Do you know how far in advance they post the schedules? Like I might be interested in something next spring close to my 40th
Important contextual note about Team USA at this Winter Olympics: Minnesota has more athletes on the team than almost every other state (except Colorado).
Yes it’s what led to me making this meme a couple months ago
Also, Whipple isn’t in city limits anyway.
The best part of breakfast after getting railed to death is Sara Lee’s delicious Texas Toast
“He believes it exists. But it does not apply to him.”
Because the Twin Cities are all about representation
Or to make a true apples-to-apples comparison, the GOP nominee for this actual house seat got 18% in 2024 compared to 4% tonight, a 14-point swing (aka, the previous house nominee outperformed Trump)
This does not appear to be true. The GOP didn't field a candidate at all in 47A, hence it is just the DFLer vs write-ins; there is no MAGA candidate there. In 64A, the GOP candidate is beating write-ins.
This was 83/17 last time around (2024), for context.
The Greater LA metro urbanized area is actually denser than the Greater NYC equivalent.