my kink is klarna 🛍️

doing single arm exercises on a fly machine when there are 10 normal towers and 1 fly is a bitch move and i’ll clock that tea so fast

come say hi..

….well since i was last here. i went to gagachella, lost my job, sold my 4runners and bought a prius, work at a bar and am becoming a personal trainer lmao

im baackkkk 😈

well it certainly has been a wild
4 months. hiiiiiiiiii

idk what’s going on but my confidence is like through the roof. guys have been all over me when im out and ive been doing some serious work lmao. we finally here mama

couldn’t figure out why my hamstrings were so tight at football this morning and remembered that being a top is fucking exhausting

st patty’s day orgy

am i a muscle daddy yet?

if you are in austin for sxsw you should slide into my dms

the fact i can see ab definition after 4 long years in the gym, gaining muscle mass and weight with an eating disorder and being proud of my body….fuck i could cry rn.

back in my bulking era

tough few weeks with my ARFID. i have to force myself to eat unless im high af and have the munchies. and then i binge because i haven’t eaten all day.

biiggggerrrrr i want to get biggerrrrr

and like an hour nap… would cure me

daaaammmnnn i was just there 😭😭

sundayyy

i’m almost 38 and party in abandoned buildings late at night 😜

pre-show pump. these modus swim shorts are the most comfortable thing i own (sorry awry vers shorts)!

quote with you looking fancy

friends wedding and probably the last time i got “dressed up” haha

i love doing ski trips like this. we stay kinda central and just wake up early, head two hours in any direction and ski for the day.

wolf creek yesterday, monarch today..next up crested butte. praying for a viable grid tomorrow 🥺

but why does danielle say it like casshole 🏰

#traitors #thetraitors

im a 4runner stan lol. this will be my 3rd one. my first one had 300k miles on it, my current one has 180k. they just last forever so im excited for round 3 😅

yall i literally bought the same exact car i already have because i love it so much and just wanted it to be newer with fewer miles lol. 2014 -> 2022 bb

lazy morning

haven’t been gagged like this since purple party

people saying it’s old gaga, i don’t think so. if you listen to everything going on in the background, that gesafflestein influence is clear. it’s techno pop.