Baffled Hashtagger

My innovative pneumatic drill design is ground breaking.

#Lunchpun

I published a book every year about the author of Jude The Obscure, but they didn’t sell & I ended up burying them all under my lawn. My garden is full of Hardy annuals. #LunchPun

#LunchPun
Football hooligans think they're tough? Scanning with their phones to get into the game, real nicey nicey, bunch of QR boys.

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets
🎥 I Know What You Did Pad Charger

#TeaTowns Assamdam

#TeaTowns Leicester Leaf Tea

#TeaTowns English Belfast

#TeaTowns Can of brew-a 🥴

#SlipperyScripts
The Life and Times of The Thunderbolt Skid

#SlipperyScripts Hill Ice to Catalonia

#SlipperyScripts
Anne of Greased Gables

#SlipperyScripts
Slip hazard the big red dog 🥴

Vet holding a golden retriever puppy and being mesmerised by cuteness.

🐶 Oh hello 🐾 I'm Gordon the Goldie all grown up. Thanx vet for that vaccine whatever that is. There's crumbs under this seat you know. There is.

#WhenToBeAContrarian
When you offer distemper treatment for half price and the owners bite your hand off.

#WhenToBeAContrarian When you're a politician. "To young men I say stay away from knives and violence, unless you join the army in which case I say get stuck in."

- I'd like my favourite player's name on the back please.
- Sure what's his name?
- Kickedinthehead Byahorse.

#WhenToBeAContrarian
When you're a gardener for celebrities.

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#WhenToBeAContrarian
When you see a Spurs fan and say that you hope the Arsenal don't go down this year then point out that he's reading the paper upside down. 👍🏻

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#WhenToBeAContrarian
When others are sabre rattling and war talking.

I like all your posts Ladyfish I've printed them out will you sign them for me?

#TeaTowns Teapot

#TeaTowns Chester Tetley Street

#TeaTowns Darjeelington

#TeaTowns Strainer

#HairyTV Fringe Hill

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#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand
Wacky Races was only on for one season. Make some new ones.

#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand
The doctor's handwriting.

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#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand
Klingon

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#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf
You took Mr Blobby with you.

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#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf
You had to take a load of drugs to get back.

#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf 👇🏻