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My hair has more personality than me. 📍Bangalore

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Straight to jail!

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, it’s mostly right except “Thodi fursat bhi meri jaan kabhi baahon ko dijiye” means “rest your arms a little”, I think. My Hindustani isn’t great either.

06.03.2026 14:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Message is self-contradictory? Like touch me, but don’t touch me?

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean… fair.

06.03.2026 11:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An instagram post by the handle mangaloremerijaanofficial which is an ad for KMC hospital that contains an AI-generated image of a baby monkey that looks like Punch-kun. The baby monkey is holding an orangutan plushie in one arm and an out-of-frame doctor is holding his other hand. The image has text that says “Care comes in many forms. Sometimes it begins with a guided health check-up at the KMC Health Check Lounge.” The instagram caption reads the following: “With comfort by his side, Punch found care at KMC Hospital Mangaluru. Follow his steps and book an appointment for a regular health check-up at our Health Check Lounge!”

An instagram post by the handle mangaloremerijaanofficial which is an ad for KMC hospital that contains an AI-generated image of a baby monkey that looks like Punch-kun. The baby monkey is holding an orangutan plushie in one arm and an out-of-frame doctor is holding his other hand. The image has text that says “Care comes in many forms. Sometimes it begins with a guided health check-up at the KMC Health Check Lounge.” The instagram caption reads the following: “With comfort by his side, Punch found care at KMC Hospital Mangaluru. Follow his steps and book an appointment for a regular health check-up at our Health Check Lounge!”

Capitalizing on monkey trauma smh

06.03.2026 11:15 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

How did Aaj Ki Raat from Stree 2 get so popular (almost 2B views on YouTube)? The song is just okay? #DesiWatch

04.03.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The McDonalds burger thing

03.03.2026 13:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spiritually tired.

24.02.2026 15:35 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A slut for well-defined goals.

22.02.2026 16:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES

18.02.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who cares. They cast a white giant as Heathcliff and Margot Robbie is 35. Creative liberty is libertying.

18.02.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

18.02.2026 00:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to have this

17.02.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unhinged thought but Heathcliff could have been Ranveer Singh

17.02.2026 16:09 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Never had one of those but maybe, yes?

17.02.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thats so interesting, grateful if you could get the recipe 🫡

17.02.2026 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Noooo that sounds even better but I don’t know how to make those variations

17.02.2026 07:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s okay. I’ll do the labor myself and the result will be ✨speshul✨

17.02.2026 07:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need it

17.02.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg I love the idea of that

17.02.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a very strong urge to eat an oily puri with spicy rasam i can’t explain this

17.02.2026 06:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wasn’t Hamza’s SA scene meant to establish that he is indeed circumcised? I’m confused by a lot of memes out there #Dhurandhar #DesiWatch

03.02.2026 15:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Good feeling

03.02.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What does aging gracefully even mean

28.01.2026 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not yet. I’m hoping Jio hotstar or someone picks it up soon

20.01.2026 04:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HEATED RIVALRY IS NOT AVAILABLE IN INDIA!?

18.01.2026 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When money, no PTO.
When PTO, no money.
Sad :(

16.01.2026 05:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I heard he passed 💔 RIP Craig

04.01.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just fyi I did end up picking up a book that was rotting in my kindle library (Notes on an Execution) and I’m glad I did.

27.12.2025 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did vibe code a bit though 🙃

23.12.2025 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0