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My hair has more personality than me. πŸ“Bangalore

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Straight to jail!

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s mostly right except β€œThodi fursat bhi meri jaan kabhi baahon ko dijiye” means β€œrest your arms a little”, I think. My Hindustani isn’t great either.

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Message is self-contradictory? Like touch me, but don’t touch me?

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean… fair.

06.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An instagram post by the handle mangaloremerijaanofficial which is an ad for KMC hospital that contains an AI-generated image of a baby monkey that looks like Punch-kun. The baby monkey is holding an orangutan plushie in one arm and an out-of-frame doctor is holding his other hand. The image has text that says β€œCare comes in many forms. Sometimes it begins with a guided health check-up at the KMC Health Check Lounge.”

The instagram caption reads the following:
β€œWith comfort by his side, Punch found care at KMC Hospital Mangaluru. Follow his steps and book an appointment for a regular health check-up at our Health Check Lounge!”

An instagram post by the handle mangaloremerijaanofficial which is an ad for KMC hospital that contains an AI-generated image of a baby monkey that looks like Punch-kun. The baby monkey is holding an orangutan plushie in one arm and an out-of-frame doctor is holding his other hand. The image has text that says β€œCare comes in many forms. Sometimes it begins with a guided health check-up at the KMC Health Check Lounge.” The instagram caption reads the following: β€œWith comfort by his side, Punch found care at KMC Hospital Mangaluru. Follow his steps and book an appointment for a regular health check-up at our Health Check Lounge!”

Capitalizing on monkey trauma smh

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did Aaj Ki Raat from Stree 2 get so popular (almost 2B views on YouTube)? The song is just okay? #DesiWatch

04.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The McDonalds burger thing

03.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spiritually tired.

24.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A slut for well-defined goals.

22.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES

18.02.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who cares. They cast a white giant as Heathcliff and Margot Robbie is 35. Creative liberty is libertying.

18.02.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

18.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to have this

17.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unhinged thought but Heathcliff could have been Ranveer Singh

17.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Never had one of those but maybe, yes?

17.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats so interesting, grateful if you could get the recipe 🫑

17.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooo that sounds even better but I don’t know how to make those variations

17.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s okay. I’ll do the labor myself and the result will be ✨speshul✨

17.02.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need it

17.02.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I love the idea of that

17.02.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a very strong urge to eat an oily puri with spicy rasam i can’t explain this

17.02.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t Hamza’s SA scene meant to establish that he is indeed circumcised? I’m confused by a lot of memes out there #Dhurandhar #DesiWatch

03.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Good feeling

03.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What does aging gracefully even mean

28.01.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet. I’m hoping Jio hotstar or someone picks it up soon

20.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HEATED RIVALRY IS NOT AVAILABLE IN INDIA!?

18.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When money, no PTO.
When PTO, no money.
Sad :(

16.01.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard he passed πŸ’” RIP Craig

04.01.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just fyi I did end up picking up a book that was rotting in my kindle library (Notes on an Execution) and I’m glad I did.

27.12.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did vibe code a bit though πŸ™ƒ

23.12.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0