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@celli-violin

she/her Shitposting, hopefully someday other things

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a girl as pretty as me DESERVES photos using the front-facing "pro" settings of a phone camera

29.12.2025 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only selfies im good at taking are my day-to-day fashion. do i get a fuckin selfie stick?

29.12.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh AND my hair was acting up. fuck you!

29.12.2025 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

taking selfies for promo for a concert is so fucking EMBARRASSING i NEED more ppl i trust to photograph me. i look like im slightly nervous to be performing! like no, im nervous that someone is gonna scroll past a bad photo of me in 6 months!

29.12.2025 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am pretty sure i've seen this joke somewhere before but it's ok to regurgitate sometimes

11.10.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girl who wants to play FFXIV to make more online queer friends but feels like she needs to play FFI-XIII first

11.10.2025 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a purple, translucent-shelled device modeled after a Gameboy color sits beside the back end of a cat resting on its haunches

a purple, translucent-shelled device modeled after a Gameboy color sits beside the back end of a cat resting on its haunches

if it's any indicator at all i bought one whilst stuck in a place i couldn't transition properly and it's an absolutely adorable little thing but i can't imagine buying one now looking at what my life consists of

11.10.2025 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

baby shoes, never frozen

12.08.2025 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
What if everyone had masked up? Analysis of app data has an answer Modelling study based on almost 250,000 positive COVID-19 tests in the United Kingdom shows that universal masking could have cut transmission markedly.

UK: What if everyone had masked up? Analysis of app data has the answer:
"Respirators would have dropped the rate of COVID transmission by an estimated factor of 9, compared with 0.6 for surgical masks. A factor of 9 is enough to put SARS-COV-2 into exponential decay!
www.nature.com/articles/d41...

08.08.2025 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 885 ๐Ÿ” 409 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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mood

#yuri #yurivn

10.08.2025 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2110 ๐Ÿ” 703 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Letterboxd review of "Night at the Museum" (2006)
5 stars
Watched 24 Jul 2025

great movie and it tastes like childhood
rip robbie william gone but never forgotten
i feel like i have to say again how great this movie is like they dont 
make fun movies for the family like this anymore like i want to
watch a movie in the living room without it cutting to a sex scene for no reason

Letterboxd review of "Night at the Museum" (2006) 5 stars Watched 24 Jul 2025 great movie and it tastes like childhood rip robbie william gone but never forgotten i feel like i have to say again how great this movie is like they dont make fun movies for the family like this anymore like i want to watch a movie in the living room without it cutting to a sex scene for no reason

fuckin incredible, omg. i'm laughin so hard i couldn't have made it up

10.08.2025 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‡

07.08.2025 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

am i friends with ppl bc they let me feel comfortable to be myself OR

does me being comfortable being myself make ppl be my friends

05.08.2025 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ominous

31.07.2025 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

applying previously learned knowledge is so cool :3

24.07.2025 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

women + friends + violence = lovers

18.07.2025 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ยง 40-352. Sitting and lying down on sidewalks., Article XVI. SITTING AND LYING UPON PUBLIC SIDEWALKS, Chapter 40. STREETS AND SIDEWALKS, Code of Ordinances, Houston (a)

NEW: Houston has made it illegal to sit or lie down on a sidewalk at any time. This is a 24/7 ban on trying to survive in public. It's not camping ban; it's a pure homeless ban.

We will never arrest our way out of homelessness. buff.ly/nH2VUqt

16.07.2025 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

thinking about the obstinate child who refuses help from the parent and how this relates to me wanting to seem sexually and emotionally resistant right up to the point where i get spanked for my precociousness

12.07.2025 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone seen my bottle opener jibit with the croc on it? i really need to turn on my computer

12.07.2025 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you take the time to appreciate things about someone, you'll act in ways that cause good things to happen. there might be bad things too, but it can't all be bad.

12.07.2025 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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meeting up
1/5

07.07.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 13766 ๐Ÿ” 4256 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

put me on the spreadsheet so i can feel like a fianance guy

30.06.2025 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

work quotes thread

30.06.2025 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
youtube thumbnail with text "how cruel", featuring fox and bowser on angel platforms, and a simple drawing of a bird flying past a drawing of a latticed window

youtube thumbnail with text "how cruel", featuring fox and bowser on angel platforms, and a simple drawing of a bird flying past a drawing of a latticed window

youtu.be/XAW8g_QmFAk?...

made a vid for the band @odae.bsky.social drums in

25.06.2025 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A two panel comic. Panel 1: A mouse woman in pajamas sits on her bed, inspecting her tail with concern next to her bat friend, who is hanging upside down looking cheerful. 

Mouse dialogue: should I shave my tail? I've heard all the pretty city mice have smooth, pink tails... 

Bat dialogue: aw, if someone doesn't like your tail we can slit their throat in sacrifice to the lord of death, camazotz.

Panel 2: the mouse lady smiles sheepishly at the bat who is offscreen.

Mouse dialogue: aw we don't have to do that!

Bat: we do.

A two panel comic. Panel 1: A mouse woman in pajamas sits on her bed, inspecting her tail with concern next to her bat friend, who is hanging upside down looking cheerful. Mouse dialogue: should I shave my tail? I've heard all the pretty city mice have smooth, pink tails... Bat dialogue: aw, if someone doesn't like your tail we can slit their throat in sacrifice to the lord of death, camazotz. Panel 2: the mouse lady smiles sheepishly at the bat who is offscreen. Mouse dialogue: aw we don't have to do that! Bat: we do.

Two panel comic of a fancy mouse and a deer mouse. In the first panel they are drawn stylistically, in the second they are closer to realism. 

Fancy mouse: your eyes are so pretty!

Deer mouse: oh!

Deer mouse: I love your fur!

Two panel comic of a fancy mouse and a deer mouse. In the first panel they are drawn stylistically, in the second they are closer to realism. Fancy mouse: your eyes are so pretty! Deer mouse: oh! Deer mouse: I love your fur!

Deer mouse & house mouse

22.06.2025 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3517 ๐Ÿ” 889 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

har har :3

22.06.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

definitely have a habit of "over-giving" - certainly stems from my feelings of inadequacy - very tough to work on! but if i don't work on it im just gonna keep hurting myself and im getting very sick of doing that. i don't want to feel like im owed something for giving. i just wanna be good and cool

21.06.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

notched my eyebrow to feel some level of control over my body and no one has commented on it which either means no one has noticed it or it looks bad

21.06.2025 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5:30am internet search for "bald twink"

21.06.2025 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mina from Mina the Hollower

14.06.2025 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 673 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0