One thing we should be doing a lot more of is letting our landlords know that we will pay a witch to curse them and their children if they so much as think of messing with our parking.
The man gave money to Susan Collins campaign. That’s so much worse.
If we play our cards correctly, Pam Bondi could be the first Tri Delt imprisoned in Guantanamo.
How long before Les Wexner claims to have dementia?
Maybe this news is not so great for waiting in the wings? The Capitulating Eight
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/u...
I hope they are all murdered in prison.
That was the hardest I’ve laughed in over a year!
I signed into FB for the first time in a long time to discover that the bulk of my 6th grade class thinks that they are Charlie Kirk now 😳
Nothing takes me back like that whiff of urinal cake in an Irish bar.
My BBC World Service radio show / podcast is in its 5th season - wow, right?? You didn’t even know I host a sports show on BBC radio? Well, I do. And it’s great - we talk to Olympians and Paralympians from all over the world. They are all fascinating and very cool.
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If you’re supporting NPR/PBS today, please don’t forget about the stations in your shitty hometown. They’ll need it the most.
Once you embrace the fact that you only need two pieces of pizza, you are free.
One thing giving me peace right now is the likelihood that Karoline Leavitt’s baby loves the nanny more than her.
Everyone on the yard is sucking up to Ghislaine today.
Gavin Newsom’s grays look like high school Our Town spray grays.
When all is said and done, I hope that the executions will be public www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
Godard never made a movie that was better than 9 to 5.
I didn’t believe in the death penalty until learning that Diddy puts applesauce on his burger.
Sometimes I think about how prominent the smell of urinal cake is in the early part of one’s adulthood.
Time to retire you feckless, worthless old goat.
Startled awake remembering how much I miss Malo’s chewy chips.
Very surprised that was just a 3.9. That rattled TF out of my house.
My hometown is ground zero for the current measles epidemic, and last year it was ground zero for a syphilis outbreak.
One food, unchanged, that provides an immediate portal to the 1980’s: Smartfood Popcorn
I see Nancy with her leg in a cast joking with the nurses like Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl.
Hey UCB folks! Jimmy Jatho just got out of the hospital after heart surgery. Please help him out if you can! gofund.me/01aed96b
Just ate a sardine. Still furious.
