I miss circles 🥲
13.03.2026 02:33
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I miss circles 🥲
Little Women (2019)
Truly the most betrayed Jacob has ever felt with me was the time I wanted us to leave a party and conveniently left out that I heard cake was coming soon
Alright sharks, it’s a flower home delivery service called Miley’s Lilies. I’m asking for 10% of profits with an investment of $1 million
Why would John Wilkes booth want to come to my play and ruin cabaret dreams, to what end.
I will never financially recover from this
Mind if a white boy speak in a transatlantic accent tonight?
I’ve seen hell. And it’s editing a 10 minute video of yourself demoing a product and having to come to terms with “do I really sound that faggy?”
I went here and everyone said they’ve never heard of you
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sequel
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Did you even think about Yonkers this tax year queen
this joke is literally for no one but myself whose vocal stim is the key and peele continental breakfast skit
I love flying intercontinental with you
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
Looking forward to the eventual MTA Pro+ subscription model where I can ride private cars without ads
daft punk is playing at MY house
Gay body dysmorphia be damned. I want to be bigger but I don’t want to look bloated bigger
Could absolutely fuck up a tray of Andes after dinner mints right now I’ll tell you what
As we go on, we remember
we go on we remember
go on remember
go on
goon
Pokemon Winds and Wave trailer
we clock the tea we think we deserve
Kyary!!!!
And yet none of them are on Star Trek
Rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal, brow lift, forehead Botox, and submental liposuction
A YouTube preview image showing the stern of RMS Titanic hanging out the still Atlantic at a 45º angle. A large iceberg nearby is highlighted in yellow, with an arrow leading from text that reads, “THE REASON?”
Finally, someone on the internet is willing to ask the tough questions!!
