vengaboy

I’m staying in a small beach town this weekend where one of the bars is called THE GHOST HOLE

Lent starts tomorrow! Everyone pick a new trauma to turn into a kink NOW!!

Last weekend I unveiled the Pig Matrix: a combination of 4 different pigs paired with 4 different blankets to gather data for a long-term project. Wildly successful.

This year’s valentines date is steak & Singapore Sling 💘

I love southern lesbians!! Yes!!!

We’re living in a fascist police state and here I am being hassled about fabric options for a polo shirt??

The Apex Predator

Every cat owner has tried to tell me how good their cat smells. Tbh all those cats smelled dusty. But now I have a cat and guess what? She smells great, she smells like a baby. Not a human baby, a cute animal baby

Oh noooo my little cat is sitting on me and I can’t get upppp 🥰

So far she likes quacking, yelling, prosciutto, chicken, Parmesan cheese, butter, and pasta sauce

Introducing the silliest little girl and the new queen of my heart: Jenny!!

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2026 Goal: become visibly muscular 😎

I am still generally a hater for running, but something about running in this once specific condition feels depraved in the best way

There is something so feral about running in the rain at night with no music. It feels insane but I’ve never felt better while running!

It can be used successfully, usually when done sparingly, and when paired correctly. However in the hands of an amateur it’s an assault on the senses.

The After Effects fake film grain filter is the truffle oil of cinema.

Looooove to fill my dad’s gf in on the family lore

For most of my life one of my mottos has been “the only thing you can count on people for is to disappoint you,” which is pretty bleak, yes. But now at my big age I’m adding “…so you have to make it fun anyways” and that feels like growth. Please clap

Why are all the gay guys getting Julius Caesar haircuts?

Ezra Klein Shut the Fuck Up Challenge

Went to new powerlifting gym and everyone was impressed by the depth of my squat 😇

Every time I use femininity to get things I want, even if it makes it much easier, I realize again that playing that game is a fucking trap.

I have got to become less femme

My whole bag got stolen from the train in Italy (nothing important was in it), hope those dirtbags are into having a bag full of stanky sweaty clothes.
Incidentally, if anyone has advice on making insurance claims about theft, please let me know 🙏

i get the impression a lot of you think you’d have been the village blacksmith or the village spurrier in medieval times but you have almost without exception agricult peasant vibes. (i’d be the blacksmith btw)

Logging on to bluesky to keep up on my friends’ horny posting

Only two more days of being so stressed that I feel like throwing up! And then I’m on vacation!!!