Happy birthday!
07.03.2026 15:25
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Happy birthday!
Digital shrinkwrap for me but same.
I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's Cat...
That pillow is hyperspace robbery and yet the temptation festers in my soul…
Well, putting this on my list now…
People need to recognize the work that goes into tracking down and acquiring children’s birthday party paperware from 1999(ish). The moral is to commit to the bit, no matter how hard, kids.
An excellent doc that I was overjoyed to discover a few years back. Highly recommend.
10/10
The First Council Of Nicaea could divinely time travel from 325 CE and I still wouldn’t accept any film after HELLRAISER II.
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I ignore anything that uses that ridiculous “[X] is DESTROYED by [X]. Trump LIVID.” style of clickbait titles. Can’t stand that shit.
Literally had this conversation maybe two minutes ago. Find a gimmick, my dude. Please.
co-signed.
It’s hard to translate culturally but it’s kind of a Cheesecake Factory meets Build-A-Bear situation?
Star Wars timelines are fun because if an event happened in 15 BBY, you can pronounce it “Fifteen, Baby” for whole seconds of nerdy amusement.
Regardless of what happens in the ring, 2026 is already the Year Of Brody King.
#AEW
Mine is “Different PLACES!” whilst throwing french fries.
I will forever be a Rebels shill until the day I die. Give me live action Hondo now, please.
This is my Zeb Orrelios appreciation post.
#TheMandalorianAndGrogu
(Hopefully it’s obvious that this is deeply sarcastic, before someone tries to dunk on me.)
Take me back to when men were still felt frogs and people took their IP deeply seriously, as god intended.
People will get angry on the internet over a 15 second teaser for a 2 minute trailer and wonder why nobody wants to play with them after school.
Hope you didn’t miss badass comics legend Kelly Sue DeConnick getting into her first AEW experience last night and dubbing Babes Of Wrath as “The Cheerful Ladies”.
Ew. Fucking weirdos. Love you both. 💜
The world is on fire but this brought me three minutes of joy to see old friends coming back to life again like some sort of sentimental Frankenstein.
Thank you! I try to behave these days.
I’m sober, reclusive, too old to party and a nerd, so I spent my day watching six movies back to back and eating rigatoni. No complaints.
Well, I’m gonna need one of these now.
