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@evilnano69

He/Him. Proselytizer of pie in all its many wonderous forms. Pieselytizer? Finally climbed aboard a lifeboat off that sinking ship, thanks to a kind stranger!

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Four panel fan comic in which Batgirl shows up out of nowhere to cover Supergirl with a hug to let her know how much she brightens each of her days. A rare sudden eclipse if you will, but a really nice one.

Four panel fan comic in which Batgirl shows up out of nowhere to cover Supergirl with a hug to let her know how much she brightens each of her days. A rare sudden eclipse if you will, but a really nice one.

Be a friend this weekend! ๐Ÿ’œโ˜€๏ธ

07.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1992 ๐Ÿ” 444 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The company is like an evil vending machine, you put money in and it does what you want, unless somebody else puts more money in and tells it to stop.

07.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bumping this for the daytime crowd, as I'd like to get a heating-oil order in tomorrow if I can. ๐Ÿ™‚

05.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 152 ๐Ÿ” 151 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
4-panel SMBC comic update. A lawyer in a suit is passing an envelop to a man sitting at a desk. The lawyer says he was sent by the employee's wife to serve him these papers. The employee is shocked, saying that he loves her, and trails off saying she loves him too. He pulls the papers out of the envelop. It's filled with blank construction paper. The lawyer adds that she also sent crayons and horsie stencils, prompting the man to say "HOORAY!" happily.

4-panel SMBC comic update. A lawyer in a suit is passing an envelop to a man sitting at a desk. The lawyer says he was sent by the employee's wife to serve him these papers. The employee is shocked, saying that he loves her, and trails off saying she loves him too. He pulls the papers out of the envelop. It's filled with blank construction paper. The lawyer adds that she also sent crayons and horsie stencils, prompting the man to say "HOORAY!" happily.

I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/serve
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

04.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 292 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Side Quested Book 1 - Side Quested Webcomic About the Book The course of true love never did run straightโ€ฆFor fans of The Owl House and Critical Role comes the first volume in the lighthearted and epic adventureโ€ฆ

It's world book day! (I think...)
#worldbookday #booksky

Preorder a book!!

sidequested.com/book

I guarantee it's good. And funny. Ask around.

05.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
P1:Do it.
P2: Wait!
P3: You Mustnโ€™t!
P4: Not until itโ€™s full.

P1:Do it. P2: Wait! P3: You Mustnโ€™t! P4: Not until itโ€™s full.

HOW TO CAT: โ€œDo It.โ€
Happy Friday!
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Subscribe on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/HowToCat

27.02.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think in retrospect spending a 150 billion to hire every wife beater in the country, arm them heavily, and deputize them into an extrajudicial militia was probably a bad idea

27.02.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2371 ๐Ÿ” 513 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

If you don't read SIDEQUESTED yet and want a quick summary, I really love this book trailer narrated by @itsdanicarr.bsky.social. It sums up the chaotic side of the story in a minute.

26.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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According to ol' Donny, we're the "hottest country" in the world.

26.02.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

there's not one reason we shouldn't all be watching Attack the Block right now

25.02.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

24.02.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 17115 ๐Ÿ” 3836 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

25.02.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Side Quested Book 1 - Side Quested Webcomic About the Book The course of true love never did run straightโ€ฆFor fans of The Owl House and Critical Role comes the first volume in the lighthearted and epic adventureโ€ฆ

You know. Preorder now, claim your free poster download, tell your friends, read online for free...

sidequested.com/book/

24.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Toronto harold satire site headline: "Canadian Olympic hockey teams to bring back silver medals to home country that has healthcare and stable democracy"

Toronto harold satire site headline: "Canadian Olympic hockey teams to bring back silver medals to home country that has healthcare and stable democracy"

okay, this is funny, though

23.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4918 ๐Ÿ” 904 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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Dragon Hoarding Enormous Pile of Treasure Seeks Unpaid Intern Dragon seeks smart, motivated intern to help manage a sprawling cavern of various golden treasures. This is the perfect opportunity for a go-getter...

"There is NOT a remote option for this position. A small travel stipend of two gold doubloons will be provided. However, interns must organize their own transportation to and from the subterranean lair."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dra...

16.02.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Today in WoW Track World of Warcraft events, world quests, activities, and more across all regions. Stay updated on time-limited content and activities.

Hi everyone! A project spearheaded by my husband is finally going live today: Today in WoW, a website where you can track events in WoW such as world quests, world events, promotions and more, including Discord alerts so you'll never miss anything!

www.todayinwow.com

Reposts appreciated :)

22.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
cartoon: Tom looks perplexed by Pinky
Bon jour, M'sieur Pussy-cat!!
NARF!

cartoon: Tom looks perplexed by Pinky Bon jour, M'sieur Pussy-cat!! NARF!

Cartoon: Bonjour, M'sieur Pussy-cat!

21.02.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 195 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has four panels, each showing a different scene. In addition, thereโ€™s a small โ€œkickerโ€ panel under the fourth panel.

PANEL 1

The panel shows a counter at a fast food restaurant. We can see a couple of customers, and a couple of workers. The workers are wearing hats that very vaguely resemble hamburger buns. A sign on the wall shows a smiling hamburger with eyes, below the caption โ€œSoilent Green YUM.โ€ A smaller sign says โ€œSAFETYโ€ in larger letters followed by tiny print, which says โ€œis a word we use a lot so you canโ€™t sue us.โ€

The worker at the cash register is turning to speak directly to the reader.

WORKER: To get an official photo I.D., I have to go to the nearest government office, which is 90 miles away, and I donโ€™t have a car, and even if I did my boss wonโ€™t give me a weekday off.

PANEL 2

Weโ€™re in what looks like someoneโ€™s back yard. In the foreground is a garden, with some sort of plant being grown in tidy rows. An elderly woman is kneeling on the ground in front of the garden, wearing a floppy straw hat, an apron with a floral patter, and holding a trowel. She speaks directly to the reader.

WOMAN: I canโ€™t get I.D. without a birth certificate. But when I was born home births didnโ€™t get birth certificates.

PANEL 3

A mover wearing jeans and a black tank top is carrying a sofa as heโ€™s talking to the reader. 
MOVER: The state charges $60 for a driverโ€™s licenseโ€ฆ. but first Iโ€™d need a copy of my birth certificate, which is $30. I canโ€™t afford 90 dollars to vote!

PANEL 4

This panel shows the interior of a coffee shop. A man and a woman sit together at a table. They're both looking at their devices, him annoyed, her dismissive.
MAN: Why wouldnโ€™t anyone be able to get an I.D.? Idiots!
WOMAN: People like that donโ€™t deserve to vote.

SMALL KICKER PANEL UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTOON
The man from panel 4 yelling at Barry
MAN: If itโ€™s easy for me it must be easy for everybody! Thatโ€™s just science!

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels, each showing a different scene. In addition, thereโ€™s a small โ€œkickerโ€ panel under the fourth panel. PANEL 1 The panel shows a counter at a fast food restaurant. We can see a couple of customers, and a couple of workers. The workers are wearing hats that very vaguely resemble hamburger buns. A sign on the wall shows a smiling hamburger with eyes, below the caption โ€œSoilent Green YUM.โ€ A smaller sign says โ€œSAFETYโ€ in larger letters followed by tiny print, which says โ€œis a word we use a lot so you canโ€™t sue us.โ€ The worker at the cash register is turning to speak directly to the reader. WORKER: To get an official photo I.D., I have to go to the nearest government office, which is 90 miles away, and I donโ€™t have a car, and even if I did my boss wonโ€™t give me a weekday off. PANEL 2 Weโ€™re in what looks like someoneโ€™s back yard. In the foreground is a garden, with some sort of plant being grown in tidy rows. An elderly woman is kneeling on the ground in front of the garden, wearing a floppy straw hat, an apron with a floral patter, and holding a trowel. She speaks directly to the reader. WOMAN: I canโ€™t get I.D. without a birth certificate. But when I was born home births didnโ€™t get birth certificates. PANEL 3 A mover wearing jeans and a black tank top is carrying a sofa as heโ€™s talking to the reader. MOVER: The state charges $60 for a driverโ€™s licenseโ€ฆ. but first Iโ€™d need a copy of my birth certificate, which is $30. I canโ€™t afford 90 dollars to vote! PANEL 4 This panel shows the interior of a coffee shop. A man and a woman sit together at a table. They're both looking at their devices, him annoyed, her dismissive. MAN: Why wouldnโ€™t anyone be able to get an I.D.? Idiots! WOMAN: People like that donโ€™t deserve to vote. SMALL KICKER PANEL UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTOON The man from panel 4 yelling at Barry MAN: If itโ€™s easy for me it must be easy for everybody! Thatโ€™s just science!

How Hard Could Getting Voter ID Be?

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry

15.02.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 552 ๐Ÿ” 322 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
โ€œHold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you donโ€™t!โ€

โ€œHold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you donโ€™t!โ€

โ€œHold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you donโ€™t!โ€

10.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 376 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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@onedogsopinion.bsky.social

I promised I would post pics of the Krewe of Barkus parade, and here they are. The weather was glorious and 70 degrees. Perfect.

For everyone else this is a Mardi Gras Krewe parade that is all dogs. For those who say MG is "too corporate" I say BARK BARK!

08.02.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Publishers, if you want to make some quick easy money, start printing country fact books and general nonfiction (not narrative or bio) for the high school level again. Release updates every couple years. School libraries will auto-buy that shit. Guaranteed profit.

05.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€œItโ€™s ok to judge and have some hate for people / if you base it on their ethics and not their ethnicity.โ€

youtu.be/sU6s6VEJxrU?...

01.02.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 96 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
terrible poster made by Boey. Background is a Bloomberg terminal screen grab. Text: GIVEAWAY. CLUB CONTANGO. Image of Vin Disel as Chris Varick triumphantly holding up a phone (yes that is what a phone looked like in the Olden Days). I do not own that image. Image of Club Contango cover with awesome art by Nikolaj Villager. Small text below: US only giveaway. Still from the film "Boiler Room is property of the respective rights owners, not the authors"

terrible poster made by Boey. Background is a Bloomberg terminal screen grab. Text: GIVEAWAY. CLUB CONTANGO. Image of Vin Disel as Chris Varick triumphantly holding up a phone (yes that is what a phone looked like in the Olden Days). I do not own that image. Image of Club Contango cover with awesome art by Nikolaj Villager. Small text below: US only giveaway. Still from the film "Boiler Room is property of the respective rights owners, not the authors"

US-ONLY GIVEAWAY. Everything is burning; do you have a moment to talk about my angry single mum vs space gangsters and the rigged labour market book?
Comment "Who loses, wins", or why you want the book, or whatever you like really; tag someone. I'll randomly pick and post a copy of CLUB CONTANGO๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ

01.02.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Protest sign from MN that says, โ€œDEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.โ€ with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

Protest sign from MN that says, โ€œDEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.โ€ with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

31.01.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 9563 ๐Ÿ” 2615 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57 ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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@adamzyglis.bsky.social

30.01.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From 2021

MAGA has demonized teachers, doctors, nurses, climate scientists, cancer researchersโ€ฆ

All the people who help

30.01.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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30.01.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2034 ๐Ÿ” 480 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Charging a Black journalist under the KKK Act for reporting on a protest is a whole new level of fucked up.

30.01.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2082 ๐Ÿ” 450 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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1. Iron journalist rule: some people are authentic and some people arenโ€™t. Farmers? Authentic. College profs? Not. There are around 1.9 million farms in America, and 1.5 million college teachers. Farmers arenโ€™t authentic because thereโ€™s more of them. It's because journalists love cliches.

30.01.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 401 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken

Dr Glaucomflecken, an actual ophthalmologist, with helpful instructions for dealing with pepper spray to the face.
youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...

29.01.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 533 ๐Ÿ” 320 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39