Wintzards of the Coast

Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims

Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls

Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: one thing i will never joke about is "Darth Bator" the guy who jacked off too much and became Evil

Hammer Helper: gamer posture is equally as valid as normal posture. i will no longer be silent, of this

Charge Through: Fucker Bowl

Ornery Goblin: pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off

Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God BURN THE RAT 42.6% Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%

Winter Sky: listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

Mowu, Loyal Companion Legendary Creature - Hound wint @dril dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou" 5:30 PM * 27 Apr 2019 3/3

Giver of Runes W Creature - Kor Cleric wint @dril #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY. #MOMCHAT IS NOW MAINSTREAM. EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FALSE MOMS. FUCK TWITTER She provides marks of protection to those she chooses as family. 1/2

Pulling Teeth 1B Sorcery wint @dril a 3x3 picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.

Hackrobat 1BR Creature - Human Rogue wint @dril #ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight 62% of teens report achieving a "sexual thrill" by committing acts of violence, up from 38% in 1992 #Rasmussen 2/3

And four more. @drilmagic.bsky.social

Withstand 2W Instant wint @dril (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved) Retweets 2,292 Likes 8,555 10:50 AM * 15 Mar 2017

Solitary Confinement 2W Enchantment wint @dril i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world Retweets 8,008 Likes 16,633 12:38 PM * 22 May 2017

Lorthos, the Tidemaker 5UUU Legendary Creature - Octopus wint @dril if the infamous "OCTO MOM" were to come out of the woodwork and start preaching to us of her thoughts of politics, i would just about SHIT.. Retweets 1,487 Likes 8,205 8/8

Kindercatch 3GGG Creature - Spirit wint @dril Replying to @dril @SuccuCirno and 3 others let the record show that the minor-attracted genius blocked me after i said this 1:22 PM * 22 May 2019 6/6

Some old creations for @drilmagic.bsky.social.

Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.

Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead

Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit

Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's

Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited

Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want

Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack

Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber

Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong

Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph

Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard

Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude

Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem

Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls

Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical